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just a thought: let us see what the improved stats for equipment will be if we upgrade them with hero points or list what the increase per level is so we can compare what we have to what's for sale (in both: in game stores and the hero store).
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Add me to the list of people down-rating this until the page load speed is increased. As click-heavy of a game this is, we shouldn't have to wait so long. Also, a "last adventure" link would be nice, to go from the dorm back to where we were fighting
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Cute text, amusing drawings, but the load speed kills the pace of play. This feels like I'm back in Civony/Evony. Consider bringing the writer out of the bottom of that well, so you don't have to send the bucket down for every new page. Two stars for now.
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1 star until the load speed is fixed. it should not take half a minute to load an action, and there have been several occurances where it timed out. Also it would help to be sized to fit the Kongregate window frame, or have the ability to play full screen.
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I read the banner out loud: "Fantasy University: Dyslexias Lair" then my wife said: "Honey, it says Dyslexias Liar..." She hasn't stopped teasing me since. :'(
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LOL just in the begining i cracked up so hard ok first of all FU yeah anyways when jack said I GOT KRABS DOWN IN MY SHIP i laughed for 30 minutes xD and FUbars XD (you know the military sang FUBAR like 'Fuced up beyond any recognision) so great
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Beyond the point of readable: Furthermore, it remains the right of the University to... Geez, does anyone even read this crap? I spend 24 hours a day down here in this well, shackled to this printing press, writing up legal documents for you people BY HAND, and for what? A few half-hearted chuckles? My humor is all I have to give, and I try so hard, but what's it all amount to? You're never going read this anyway, and that's okay. My wife will probably run off with some romance novelist, who she'll fall in love with after he writes her into every single one of his best sellers. That's cool, I'll chill down here, with the rats, and the constant trickle of dank sewer water. No really guys, it's fine. I'll just keep making you laugh throughout this entire game, as you never once question where such brilliant humor stems from. You'll never realize that every joke you read is really told by one lonely guy trapped in the bottom of a well, and that's a fate I'm willing to accept. Bye forever.
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It toke me 15 minuts to complete the turtirial and 10 minuts to find my room, why? Because its take 100 years to load!
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i don't like how long it takes to load after EVERY CLICK. seriously, why the F... do i have to watch that potato spin for 5 seconds before i can see my backpack or 10 seconds before i can attack again?!
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Copy-pasted the small words on the letter just to read them. Don't worry, guy trapped in the bottom of a well, I feel your pain.
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Anyone hit upon a bug where you can't complete a quest because the area runs out of monsters before you hit your quota?
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Mad Willy Jack= Johnny Depp. Knives in his left hand= Sweeney Todd. Hair= Jack Sparrow. Hat= Mad Hatter. Hand of Scissors= Edward Scissorhands... :O
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It's not terrible, but it's just so much slower and less funny than Kingdom of Loathing that it's so heavily influenced by that...I'd rather play Kingdom of Loathing.