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@ Kandoanythingnow
I know how much of a pain in the ass it can be I'm not gonna bitch about a joke if it has a flaw the jokes are good and thank you for them
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Geez, does anyone even read this crap? I spend 24 hours a day down here in this well, shackled to this printing press, writing up legal documents for you people BY HAND, and for what? A few half-hearted chuckles? My humor is all I have to give, and I try so hard, but what's it all amount to? You're never going read this anyway, and that's okay. My wife will probably run off with some romance novelist, who she'll fall in love with after he writes her into every single one of his best sellers. That's cool, I'll chill down here, with the rats, and the constant trickle of dank sewer water. No really guys, it's fine. I'll just keep making you laugh throughout this entire game, as you never once question where such brilliant humor stems from. You'll never realize that every joke you read is really told by one lonely guy trapped in the bottom of a well, and that's a fate I'm willing to accept. Bye forever.
From the bottom of the contract.
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people, if u want to play fullscreen, try pressing F11, the whole internet window will be full sized, and press F11 again to exit fullscreen
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zain first of all every free online game at some point is a moneygrabber especiallt DDTank
and I"d love to see you do better.
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i only had to play this for about 2 minutes before i found out its just a stupid money grabber like every other flash game in existence, i think ill go play a real game now, something that doesn't seem like it was thought up in about 2 hours by a ten year old
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@greywolf2001ca: That is the point of Quests, and then Daily Quests. Unless you have already reached a level that makes Nostalgya seem like noobsauce, which I doubt, there are always Quests available. Also, hacking and slashing is only part of the game. Helping with the wiki or interacting with close others is the other part. Join a guild or something.
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A game that would have been quite nice over ten years ago. But now, there are just too many hack'n'slash wannabe rpgs out there. So, the game is quite nerfed... if only the designers would have added something more than just bashing to gain levels... I can do that on my own pc with games like Diablo, Dungeon Siege and other "me hit you, you hit me, until one falls" game.
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Want full screen? Right click any link and select "Open In New Window". Maximize the new window and you have a fullscreen version with an easier-to-use scroll function. + this if you find it helpful!
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OMG the crow in the first area. a) it's in the CROW's nest. and b) it's saying toot. omg this is kingdom of loathing in kongregate with emos