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@leviathan123 what quest was that? only quest what I know for bed upgrade is race on a mattress. 6 BFF quest with party doesn't upgrade your bed, it only gives you a pet.
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why when i try using the name yue it says names must contain both consonants and vowels y is a consonant only sometimes a vowel.
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I've only just realised that Mad Willy Jack is Johnny Depp wearing things from every Tim Burton movie (And PotC movie) he was in.
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A very nice game. Reminiscent of Kingdom of Loathing, as others have said, but with its own take. I do agree that it seems cramped and confined (and SLOW) trapped in the Kongregate window, and I would encourage the developers to give this thing its own dang website.
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I read the full thing at the start of the game, and I fully appreciate the hard work of the prisoner at the bottom of the well. XD
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Great game. Only issue is the load time and the random "Application Error". Like a previous poster said, very similar to Kingdom of Loathing, another great game.
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such. Furthermore, it remains the right of the University to... Geez, does anyone even read this crap? I spend 24 hours a day down here in this well, shackled to this printing press, writing up legal documents for you people BY HAND, and for what? A few half-hearted chuckles? My humor is all I have to give, and I try so hard, but what's it all amount to? You're never going read this anyway, and that's okay. My wife will probably run off with some romance novelist, who she'll fall in love with after he writes her into every single one of his best sellers. That's cool, I'll chill down here, with the rats, and the constant trickle of dank sewer water. No really guys, it's fine. I'll just keep making you laugh throughout this entire game, as you never once question where such brilliant humor stems from. You'll never realize that every joke you read is really told by one lonely guy trapped in the bottom of a well, and that's a fate I'm willing to accept. Bye forever.
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This would be a great game if it didn't keep lagging/freezing up. I mean, if I don't have a problem with games that actually show movement, I don't think I should have a problem with a point and click game.
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This game is awesome! But I still have a problem with the waiting time for your adventure points. With all these quests asking you to kill 5, 6 or even more monsters, or finding a specific type of monster, and every encounter costing one adventure point, your numbers diminish rather quickly. And you have to wait 15 minutes to get 1 single point, which more likely than not goes to waste if you are looking for a random encounter (for example the missing boy in the dungeons). Or if you have 6 BFFS, and have a quest to kill 6 monsters with Steve's Dog, you'd have to wait ONE HOUR to be able to finish the quest! I know the time has already been shortened, but making it only a 5 minutes wait seems fair enough to me.
Anyways, all in all, an excellent game
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the confirm deleting item window should pop up on the center of the screen not on the top. really nice game though insta 5/5 + fave
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Too bad that as an emo, your summon do not stay with you at the end of each combat !
By the way, the graphics are awesome keep it going bro ! ;)
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Simutronics : Instructions
Use arrows to move, space bar to shoot.
Okay, not really. But try clicking on things that look clickable. Ya know?
Devious_Jewels : I'm afraid I do not know .
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We need bigger inventory!!!! Or at least cheaper one!!!! Or bigger one for the same price!!!! Oh and bigger vault!!!! Lets make everything bigger!!!! Well except prices..!
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why is it that this game only has 3.68 stars come show you care its a great game. and it wont get badges unless it has at least 4 stars.
ps:that sticked your imeg is creepping me the math out.
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I played KoL for a while and I would not call this a "blatant rip-ff"..I would say it's "blatantly inspired" by KoL! Which is a great thing...if game developers didn't take inspiration from other games we would not have oh say almost any good games by now! Also I find the writing in this game to be a little..I don't know..smarter than KoL. Though I still love KoL, but this game rocks too.
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Im all for more Kingdom of Loathing-Style games, but this is a pretty blatant rip-off, and the writing isn't half as good as Mr. Skullhead's is on KoL.
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Let's see... it makes references to pokemon (professor treename), mythbusters (professor hynamane "savage" jamie), and spongebob (spongeblobs). All I need is a reference to Pheonix Wright and I'm all set!
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within this sweet, innocent game lies a thousand rude jokes under every description, good job but because of the screen only 4/5
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can you make a sell many option cause it get really tiring having to wait to finish selling one thing to sell another