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one dude i decapitated had the same EXACT look on his face BEFORE AND AFTER I decapitated him. He STILL looks as if he is lost in a trench of boring daily occorances. HE WON'T STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMANDER : WE BETTER GET THAT BOMBER NOW BEFORE HE KILLS MORE PEOPLE!
SOLDIER : THE SUN IS DOING THE EVIL FACE!!!!!! MAYBE HE IS THE BOMMBER!!!
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SO HE DIED THEN RESSURECTED THEN BECAME CLONED OR BECAME A DIFFERENT PERSON OR INJECTS STEROIDS TO LIFT WALLS BUT HE ALWAYS ENDED UP KILLED BY THE BOMBER WHO UNTIL NOW ISNT ARRESTED BY THE USELESS POLICE, SWAT, FBI, MARINES, ARMY, AIRFORCE
PRESS + SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THE 2 PARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE STORY OF LEVEL ONE ------ a stupid average everyday idiot did his daily routine watching TV, talking a morning stroll around the neighborhood and going to work... so it starts HERE
while watching TV he noticed in the news that a wild terror bomber was on the loose while scrolling through channel but he didnt bother watching it over cartoons. After that, he dressed up ready for his stroll and work. While checking the time he ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO THE CONSTRUCTION ZONE AND BUMPED INTO THE WALL then the bomber put ANOTHER WALL TO HIS RIGHT..............HE ALSO NOTICED THE BRICK SLAB ABOVE AND A PIECE OF SQUARE METAL ABOVE THAT......... BUT HE WAS TOO STUPID TO MOVE AWAY........... HE ALSO SAW THE BOMB........BUT HE STILL WONT MOVE AWAY!!!!!
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If you wanted it to be more realistic make it so that a person cant hold THREE 50lb blocks with his hand but 5/5good game!
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brings a whole new meaning towards humans having a fragile body....*looks at hands, OMFG THESE CAN TEAR ME LIMB FROM LIMB BY JUST TOUCHING ME!!!*
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guy 1: hey look a plane! guy 2: naa. cant be. in a city? guy 1:your right guy 2:hey look! the plane droped us a present! guy 1:YaaaaY! guy 2: why is the building falling? guy 1:Dont lean on the wall!!! guy 2:OH GOD WHYYYYYYY!!!!! MY ARMS!!!!OH MY GOD!!!! akk..... guy 1:stupid plane
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i never wanna jump or fall in to a buddy. cus if i jump my legs disapear if i bump into someone the head falls of OMFG!!!!
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Oh.. almost forgot.. Music was terrible.. The last thing I wanna hear when I'm slaughtering innocent (but foolish) lives with C4 and nuclear bombs is DISCO MUSIC... Seriously... Epic fail trying to make light of all the horrible deeds going on.. |: P
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Good game.. It was hard to tell if it was meant to be a lot harder than it was, or if I was just constantly getting off lucky bombings in a row... Or maybe, for once, it was actually balanced and didn't require a fevered effort to get all achievements for it..
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hey why is that building collapsing? dunno dont care. no really dude it coming for us. oh well it can chop my head of. omg it just chopped his head off. OMG HIS HEAD JUST TOUCHED ME AND NOW IM BLEEDING AND IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!