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In the news:
Today some random person went out on a bombing spree. When caught and questioned, he said it was all because of a game made by "smrdis"
Smirdis: Oh ****!!!
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Ha my favorite part of this game is when the sun gets a little evil grin when you cause mass destruction on level 16.
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Ok if anyone got past level 15 like i did, u just sniped those two guys in the face. IN THE FACE! O_o I admit it was pretty cool. :)
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...this guy must have been chuck noris.... he fell off a building kicked a guy in the head and his entire body vaporised and the guy lives
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"clean up in isle 6" " oh and bring water and trash cans blood and body parts everywhere.u know everyday stuff"
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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i wonder, if you can't kill the hobo, why does he keep following you? i wonder if i carried beer around, or promised to buy him some? stupid amnesia! i must've drank too much beer.
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So what I've learned is 1) Don't stand under obviously flimsy structures (especially if someone near has TNT) and 2) Hobos with beer signs are bad luck
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"OH MY GOD THE BUILDING IS EXPLODING, WHAT DO WE DO?!" "dont worry, lets stand perfectly still and mabey the shrapnel from the building will miss :D"
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"we'll be safe dude osama is dead" *large explosion* "oh my gosh! my legs! they were take off by a decapitated head!"
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"hey man wanna go stand next to that flimsey structure where that bomb is heading?" "sure! that sounds like a great idea"
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Check the credits: "inspired by Demolition City and Crush the Castle"
And the game is fun and awesome. I pass all levels with cup ratings!