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...this guy must have been chuck noris.... he fell off a building kicked a guy in the head and his entire body vaporised and the guy lives
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"clean up in isle 6" " oh and bring water and trash cans blood and body parts everywhere.u know everyday stuff"
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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i wonder, if you can't kill the hobo, why does he keep following you? i wonder if i carried beer around, or promised to buy him some? stupid amnesia! i must've drank too much beer.
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So what I've learned is 1) Don't stand under obviously flimsy structures (especially if someone near has TNT) and 2) Hobos with beer signs are bad luck
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"OH MY GOD THE BUILDING IS EXPLODING, WHAT DO WE DO?!" "dont worry, lets stand perfectly still and mabey the shrapnel from the building will miss :D"
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"we'll be safe dude osama is dead" *large explosion* "oh my gosh! my legs! they were take off by a decapitated head!"
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"hey man wanna go stand next to that flimsey structure where that bomb is heading?" "sure! that sounds like a great idea"
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Check the credits: "inspired by Demolition City and Crush the Castle"
And the game is fun and awesome. I pass all levels with cup ratings!
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one dude i decapitated had the same EXACT look on his face BEFORE AND AFTER I decapitated him. He STILL looks as if he is lost in a trench of boring daily occorances. HE WON'T STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMANDER : WE BETTER GET THAT BOMBER NOW BEFORE HE KILLS MORE PEOPLE!
SOLDIER : THE SUN IS DOING THE EVIL FACE!!!!!! MAYBE HE IS THE BOMMBER!!!
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SO HE DIED THEN RESSURECTED THEN BECAME CLONED OR BECAME A DIFFERENT PERSON OR INJECTS STEROIDS TO LIFT WALLS BUT HE ALWAYS ENDED UP KILLED BY THE BOMBER WHO UNTIL NOW ISNT ARRESTED BY THE USELESS POLICE, SWAT, FBI, MARINES, ARMY, AIRFORCE
PRESS + SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THE 2 PARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE STORY OF LEVEL ONE ------ a stupid average everyday idiot did his daily routine watching TV, talking a morning stroll around the neighborhood and going to work... so it starts HERE
while watching TV he noticed in the news that a wild terror bomber was on the loose while scrolling through channel but he didnt bother watching it over cartoons. After that, he dressed up ready for his stroll and work. While checking the time he ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO THE CONSTRUCTION ZONE AND BUMPED INTO THE WALL then the bomber put ANOTHER WALL TO HIS RIGHT..............HE ALSO NOTICED THE BRICK SLAB ABOVE AND A PIECE OF SQUARE METAL ABOVE THAT......... BUT HE WAS TOO STUPID TO MOVE AWAY........... HE ALSO SAW THE BOMB........BUT HE STILL WONT MOVE AWAY!!!!!