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grimlockfartface keeps licking my feet when I sleep. I kicked him in the nose and he bled all over my floor, so I used his mangey hair to mop up his mess. My kids asked who the stranger was but I acted like I didn't know who they were talking about simply because grimlockfartface is a nobody, nothing. He creates doppelgangers of other users names and trolls the Kong comments section, looking for any instant gratification binge he can find.
I wonder if his mother or father are aware of his behavior online. Most likely not, mostly due to them abandoning him as an infant in Russia, leaving Putin to raise him into this beast-child we see online today.
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@grimlockfartface Ty for bringing this nasty behaviour to my attention. I will try to stay clear of any foot lickers. You are an amazing person.
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i played as far back as build: 1.220. the best tip i have for new players is: use wiki and dont respond to pokedad95's trolling
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you have to improve your drop chance to 17m for other drops than gold in chokolate world
maybe it would help if you inserted the "pokedad95 are a moron" cheat in info and stuff
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Is anyone else having issues with drops in Chocolate world? As in, I got no drops of any items at all. Boost, gear, weapons, special items.
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yea. this is what i talk about. i just trying to have a good time and then people like pokedad95 come and ruins everything with stupid fart comments.
i like farts but they get tame quite fast. its like pokedad95 are very childish.
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yea and it disgusts me. you are litterally 80% poop yourself. dont be so greedy every person have a huge amount of poop inside them. no need to be greedy and try hog all the poop :(
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... now "i" have a place where "i" can share all my pictures of poop. babe we took those pictures together now you say "i" not "we" :(
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wish I could delete comments :/. I think I'm dumb. I just don't see completions because I'm in evil I think, and most of my completions were in normal.
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back after a year of not opening this. It seems the game forgot all of the challenges I've done, except for my basic challenges. I'm pretty sure the rest of the progress is accurate :/
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@pokedad95 the best part is i am very polite :) is your own karma you gonna fight xD allways be polite mate. now you have to bring karma to next troll xD
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@fatmom95 kongregate wont. so i have to keep insult you until this profile also gets banned then i will call my new profile "Pokedad95Fartface" is a proven strategy... look my name xD
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@fatmom95 nono you got it all wrong mate. my name isnt grimlockfartface my name is Pokedad95fartface. is just 2 more days fore i can rechange it
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@slimd1ckshartface You said I was a foolish....
You didn't even insult me, just yourself.
Are you into public acts of humiliation for some twisted, weirdo gratification issue in your mind?
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@Pokedad95 nono i came here to proclaim my stupidity... please dont downvote my post. it was really hard for me to come out as a retard...