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luigigi

Oct. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 27 unusual hats in only $4682.50!

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Wormri

Oct. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 165$ and WHAM Unusual Large Luchador, BEAT THAT! :D

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wasupp82

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol it took me 5 thousand dollars to get a burning kabuto...theres 2 of those in the game and one of them was sold for 2 thousand dollars...1200$ of that in real cash

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ForeverLoading

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Castle Crashers Music. <3

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Zorael

Oct. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Terrible unusual rates until $4,000-$4,200 It unboxed unusuals at the costs of: $40, $40, $12.50, and $5. After that it went downhill again. End stats: Costliest unusual $1075. Cheapest unusual: $5. Longest unusual drought: 429. Average unusual cost: $361.660. Max hat streak: 5. Max hat drought: 26 .... Money spent: $7595 for 21 unusuals, 132 tools, 574 hats, 716 paints, 737 weapons, 890 stranges. End condition of hand and arm: After spazzing at an average rate of 100 keys used per 7 seconds, tired yet still usable, might be sore tomorrow. [End report compiled from data: It's not worth the money but the simulator is interesting and more fun than expected considering I do not believe in paying for in-game items.]

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Naruto10150

Oct. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol TF2 Sim :P

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brynbob

Oct. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs crate series 29

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rockydude29

Oct. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) only my like 10th crate unusual batters helm effect nuts and bolts!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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rockydude29

Oct. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is an awesome sim

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DRad40

Oct. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) unusual Hard Counter with Nuts and Bolts with $5050 wit ha total of 17 unusuals lol

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flashwalker

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Name tag :D

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goroyoshi

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) does anyone else notice that your amount spent changes the avg of each unusual hat, and that when you do the calculations, every time you will be just under the amount spent

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yoshifuzz

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear weird crate sim, why do all the unusuals have orbiting fire? Or am I just getting REALLY weird results?

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iErzaScarlet

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I want all this to go in my TF2 back pack XD

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Mac2po

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Money Spent: $10000 Unusuals found: 40 Best hat: Unusual Modest Pile of Hat with Sunbeams

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Taxi55

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 812 dollars later.. Unusual Old Geezer! Circling tf logo

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masterblaye

Sep. 13, 2011

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YoyoCream

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear diary, today I learned that I should never use my keys.

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mrvap

Sep. 06, 2011

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lewisnova

Sep. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just an idea make it so you have a way to view your previous unboxing

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kinne

Sep. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $10,000 1052.50 most expensive 7.50 least expensive 277.77 average 1131 strange 1002 weapons/paint 683 hats 163 tools 36 unusual hats

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Deathborn668

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Unusual Burning Team Captain Why can't I have such luck in the real game!

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glasius

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) least expensive unusual $2.50 i win towerman100

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Lari99

Sep. 05, 2011

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Taronium

Sep. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Curiously dark moments here... feels like a top hit 500 years from now according to "idocracy"

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deadlybearhugs

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd need two things in the real TF2; hell of a lot of backpack space, and crates up the wazoo.

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s_patrice

Sep. 04, 2011

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MephyBenny

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a badge for this: Don't Feed the Gaben: Uncrate for 10 000$.

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JuDaZ_

Sep. 04, 2011

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Xorthos

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welp I came, I spent $5400 dollars, I got a 740 drought, and now I'll never play this game again.

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millerj

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Went on a 368 unusual drought....

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Chuk15

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is awesome if you've played TeamFortress2 before (it's a free fps game made by Valve)

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WyndFox

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First thing I got was a hat.

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quinimmooris

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 7 nappers respites in 14 crates...

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Generalgir

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i thought i wasnt playing right at first but then i realized this game is retarded

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neoman121

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I spent 10K of Obama's 13 trillion dollars opening random crates!. :D. Damn I'm good.

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neoman121

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is such a weird game... I like it. And I don't know why. :). Please make more, But with some sort of achievement system and a story line with levels or something. That would make this perfect!.

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basbas192

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It cots 12000$ to find 1 unusual hat in 12 seconds

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Selva

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me, or is this dumb?

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rodrigob

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 19mb, srsly?

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Developer response from stripedypaper

there are something like 500 images that are all 512x512 stored in the file, so it's to be expected

towerman100

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) least expensive unusual: $7.50 like a boss

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ScrooLewse

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $7000.00 spent, 1069 strange items, 597 paints, 587 weapons, 466 hats, 84 tools, and 29 unusuals. It cost 7000 damn dollars for 29 sparkly hats. Valve, you are brilliant.

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gamed00d

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nevermind, 1590 dollars

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gamed00d

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1195 dollars for an unusual...best streak ever >_>

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514009265

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) team fortress 2 crates. unusuals are so god damn evil.

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EraZorX

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm so glad I didn't use real money...200 crates, no unusuals..

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seventhdeep

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm always happy when I open up a crate and there's an extraordinary abundance of tinge inside.

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Wolfmasta1

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's addicting for some reason...

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Zer057

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It is what you said it is... So 4/5 for honesty.

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acewolfhunter

Sep. 04, 2011

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