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I wonder what gives the Almighty Vending Machine such devastating power?
Mike Shadow answers: "Pure wrath and saltiness."
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So I got a Chainsaw and zombies come then you climb on a vending machine... Nah just swing the chainsaw in circles guaranteed to make crawlers. oh I got you got a LIGHTSABER USE IT YOU BABY
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Mike listen, there is no point in trying to get your soda back because as you and many other people have learned from experience: that soda machine is indestructible. But you could try reaching into the slot and taking all the sodas if you want!
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there should be combinations in this game like if you right click water it just selects it and if you right click lightning afterwards it creates a "mega" attack combining them both taking both stress and patience and outputing a lot of damage. These "combos" should be hidden and shouldn't work with everything,like if you select water hen chains it wont do anything. Tell me what you guys think.
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In one of the aftergame skits, the machine spits a can into my face and instead of taking that can and walking away I lie on the ground for the rest of my l