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A blank bar at the top and bottom that covers the menus.. and popup ads that freeze gameplay. 1/5 - How the mighty have fallen.
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curse you uh...*awkward silence* *managers approach the guy who hired the doom ship* hey did you forget the name of the player uhh it's uhhm whatever just call him by his "player name" *man continues* curse you uhh player name *heavy clapping & cheering* *audience cries* *heavy applause*
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All players, we know this is a bad game, but look, it isnt the Original maker, look at other games by this developer no upgrade complete 1 and 2
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Wow, simply wow this is bad. Just buy a couple lightning rods and some coin magnets and it's idle until the end of the game. Just pathetic.
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Not NEARLY as good as the first 2. The first two felt like you were really working for your upgrades, this one its just getthe money and buy the stuff, just sit there and let things die.
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While the first 2 Upgrade Complete games were great, the shift to a defense mission for 3 wasn't exactly what I was expecting. While a nice way to take it, loading everything with Lightning Rods and upgrading them to max with several Money Magnets makes it more of an idle game. At that, it became too easy, since all you had to do was fly around for some hearts without the need of using your mouse. The newspaper at the end, while funny, makes things less welcoming. I can see how it's meant to cater to the F2P populace out there, considering how a metric buttload of MMOs have easy Pay 2 Win options, and I do like that reference, otherwise, it comes in at a low sizzle of 2/5 for me.
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Before you buy the upgrade for your heart rate, turn off your volume and turn down your screen volume as much as you can, click it three times rapidly and then walk out of your room without looking at your computer as fast as you possibly can. Come back after 30 seconds, the third screamer looks like an old lady with no hair and a big mouth.
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If only there were a way to upgrade my laptop so it could play this game... As it is right now, completely unplayable on my computer because there are no quality settings.
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So...the main allure of these games was to see how graphics and aspects of the game would change over time. But...at the beginning of the game, you see everything. Someone forgot what the game was about or what?
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Most People Just Dont Seem To Get That This Game Is Mocking Gaming Companies That Use Excessive Advertising, Microtransactions and Poor Quality DLC To Take Advantage Of Gamers Wallets And The Fact That A Game Developer Has Picked Up On This Issue Is A BIG DEAL! I Give This Game 5 Stars Because Theres Finally Someone Who Gets it!
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To All The People Rating This As A Poor Quality Game: Don't You Think Thats What The Point Was? He Purposely Made It Bad To Bring Light To The Fact That People Are F*cking Up Good Games Because Of Microtransactions And Making You Pay For DLC Which Is Basically Just The Game Content Creators Being Too Lazy To Add It Into The Full Game And Thinking They Can Make A Few Extra Bucks Off Of Gullible People. Look At Destiny As An Example! Taken King Was NOT Worth It At All! The Story Just Looked Like All The Stuff They Kept From The Main Game And All They Added Was A Few More Weapons And Slapped A Price Tag On It And Called It Done.
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As a game, this is pretty poor compared to the other two. But honestly, it's more of an extended joke and commentary on the state of gaming, which is pretty much what this series always was. But even then, it only really got two good jokes and one of them was outdated (the Evony joke, you don't see those much anymore). The other good one was that clicking on Paypal sends you to a bitter Google search, which was pretty funny and clever.
Fact is, I don't think we need more UC games because everything that needed to be said was said already. At this point, the joke is just getting stale.
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Never thought I'd say I'd played a boring Upgrade Everything game, but here we are. The gameplay is tepid at best and a freaking joke at worst. Barely qualifies as "gameplay". Add to that third party advertisements with a ten second countdown before dismissing and this is a solid 1 star. I am disappoint.
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i knew the boss would be easy for me but i bought out the entire ship grid and filled it with lvl 5 lighting rids just to be sure