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I found this game to be one of my favorites on this site and in fact I beat it dying once I dont understand why everyone thinks its so hard
p.s. whats wrong with the controls?
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I honestly don't know why this series is so popular. It's like a concentration of the worst things in Flash games- terrible controls, poor AI, repetitive gameplay, pointless violence and hair-pulling difficulty. Add to that the fact that the sprites can really pile up sometimes, causing quite a bit of slowdown, and I can sum it up thusly: Lots of style, lots of panache, almost no substance. 1/5. I don't know why Kongregate made this a challenge, but this is one card I'm not collecting.
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I feel that the only reason that this game is getting really bad reviews is because a bunch of people who aren't fans of shooting games are playing it for the card and then giving it crappy reviews or they are using really bad computers and have lag. I feel that this game should at least be 4 stars, I personally give it 5/5.
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It's way too hard! And it's not a challenging hard but a frustrating one! How many f*****g enemies i have to kill to open that bloody door?! And how many times i have to die in order to do that?! Anyway graphic and weapons are good enough and i love the thing thing series but tt4 it's a big disappointment 3/5
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This game will not load for me on OS X in any browser. I tried Firefox, Opera, and Safari. How did this game get a card if it isn't even loadable.
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Not a bad game, I do think that it was harder than the other Thing Thing games, although it did have the can't-be-shot-if-too-close thing.
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1/5 the same plot as every other thingthing, AIs shooting walls, endless spawns, and the fact that playing is merely shooting like crazy until you die all help thie score. Maybe this guy could make a good game, but obviously he doesn't have any ideas.
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I only played for a few minutes, but in those few minutes I saw a typo (stoped) and discovered that the enemies don't have the AI to realize that they can't hit you from up-close. I just stood overlapping with the enemies and they do nothing about it. Those are two mistakes that are very easy to fix, but make it look really unprofessional. Shame, because the graphics are nice (especially when the guns fire)
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so fun nice weapons its fun having to be smart on how you use your ammo im only stuck on the level after the reanimation chamber
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After reading johngrimmers comment I decided to decrease the rank from 2/5 to 1/5 if only to outweight fanbois like him.
But to be fair to the developers, here is a list of things where he lost points for:
-1 Point. It is the same as every Thing Thing. Everything gets recycled. It was very nice the first time but by now it is just... recycling.
-1 Point. Endless Spawns + Fixed Spawnpoints = Boring Melee Spam. There is no point to pick any weapon except for the leadpipe.
-1 Point. Lag. I have a brand new computer that laughs about Crysis but stutters in this Flashgame. From reading other comments it seems to be a bug. Get it fixed. Amongst all the other bugs as well.
-1 Point. The loading bug. Sometimes it loads, most of the times it doesn't.
-1 Point. Boring grind. The concept is enjoyable until you've seen almost all. Which is about 30 seconds into the game.
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People arguing this is a good game, explain why? Graphics.... no, AI definitely not, a new concept not that either...
Oh massive body count and blood via clicking, nothing like blowing up hundreds of stick figures. I voted 1/5 even though it probably should get a 3/5 just because of all the people voting 5/5.
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Pretty decent game overall, lags a little in Kong for some reason, but quite playable. Shooting through walls and floors is a bit of a problem, as is the lack of a level select and the hilarious way recoil raises your guns (at one point I was shooting the copter with my gun 3/4 of the way up the screen) but otherwise good.
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Lag is due to your sucky computers I also dont think any of you could make a game half as good as this. My computer is really crappy as it lags like crap but i dont complain. if you arent gonna have a good comment dont comment at all.
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Boring and repetitive. The storyline is okay, but that's the only thing good with it. The guns are long enough that some of them can shoot through floors and walls (which is dumb), horrible lag plagues the game throughout, and, overall, 1/5 for effort. Nice try...
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any tips on how to kill the final boss on hard mode?? I easily killed him with a desert eagle on normal, but hard is 10x harder.
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STOP BEING HATERS
boohoo i can't play
Get a better comp u idiot
i don't lag
the wep system sucks
HA my ass makes u think on what u need
your all asses
keep up the good work weasel
also don't give a game a bad rank for not being able 2 play give you computer 1 if u can't play give it no rank u damn noobs
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secret: on lvl 6 (central tunell, it havent enemyes) shot red lamp in ther middle of passage. it ll open trapdoor. jump in it and go to up-left corner of new area to get keycard. after it go to down-left corner amd use it to open door. you ll get hk91 and benelli with 250 rounds each. with these weapons few next levels ll be piece of cake
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For those saying they dont have lag: wait until you get to the levels where the enemies start using shotguns. My comp *NEVER* lags, except for this game...
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they made the best gun in the game (magnum {kills in 2 shots}) have 6 rounds of ammo. And after the first level, the enemies barely ever spawn with it so it's impossible to get more ammo. I found myself yelling at my screen because the guns hardly ever aim where you want them to, and the weapons that the game obviously does want you to have suck. (there are a few exceptions.) The guns have barrels that stick out a mile in front of you, meaning that it is impossible to kill someone right next to you, and switching to the pipe means: 1. You will be murdered by the guy's buddies while you smack him, and 2. you will have to wait for an hour for the pipe to kill him. this game is FAIL. 1/10.
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umm I have a ridiculously sow computer.... and yet this game works perfectly fine for me. And the game isnt bad at all! Why are yall complaining so much?
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Terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
1) There's lag. Horrible lag, nonstop throughout the game.
2) The health system is awful. It doesn't work with this kind of game.
3) The weapon system is stupid. Get the original one back.
4) The way the enemies spawn is terrible. You just sit in front of the portal and camp them. Why can't they just come from the sides of the screen like the previous games?
5) Why must the blood cover the center of the screen when you're low on health? It just makes you die even faster.
The only pro is the character customization which remains the same.
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lag issues aside, bug issues aside, browser compatability aside, _everything else_ wrong with this game aside, it's still the most boring thing-thing to date. What happened?!?
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this game sucks. i cant lay it cuz it have monstrous lags... for this reason it avtomatically deserves 1/5. btw graphix are good but it changes nothing