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I really hate this game. I am what you would call an avid gamer, and I cannot seem to even get past Area C. I want the card, but I don't want to kill myself over something on the internet. I really hope Kongregate makes a card store where you can just buy them with points. That would make everybody's life easier. 1/5 for the game. I agree with most of the other comments. I have a very high end computer, with the fastest internet service in my area, and the game lags. How much stuff could be in a flash game that causes it to lag a computer like mine.
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Holly crap does this game ever blow. Too loud, crappy music, a stupid story that you have to click through to get to the actual game play, and then the game SUCKS and clearly isn't worth the clicking to get through the idiot story. Who actually played the first three enough to inspire them to make another?! Bad gamers no biscuit.
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u all are very rude!!!!!!(those who bad commented)
this game is best out of all 4. theres a few problems but he just put this here 2 days ago!!!
weasel can just update it!
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There is no debate about it, it just plain sucks . . . unless you're one of those people who think button-mashing is a skill. And no, it's not a hard game. I just can't feign enough interest to slog my way through 2000 more boring, cloned, badguys. To be fair, I wasn't a fan of the dozen or so identical games already cluttering kongregate.
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This game sucks. Bad frames, bad combat, tedious and pretentious. It's too bad the talent behind this game didn't put efforts toward something better.
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This game is good. 4/5. But really, how many more thing-thing games are going to be made. It's getting boring and more and more people are getting sick of Thing-Thing.
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I dunno if it's just my computer, but this game lagged to the point where I couldn't actually play the game anymore... and I don't have that problem with any other game.
Not really impressed with it either way. I got bored with the intro that I couldn't skip.
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the camera sucks, when a grenade goes off its like strying to shake the game off the screen, the combat system sucks, too many weapons (half suck, but you always seem to automatically pick the rubbish ones up). enemies can kill you in 2 or 3 shots with the jackhammer, you dont know how long it is till the next sector and im stuck at this place where you cant kill anyone at all! they have all the massive guns a have a pistol and a magnum.
please, this is awful, but i have to play it for the badges.
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Ugh, Thing-Thing. I am not a fan. But apparently Kongregate is because it always has badges.
Anyway, here are some tips that might help the people having trouble:
1st: If a level has a lot of doors (in the beginning) do NOT proceed past the doors until the notice at the bottom of the screen tells you the exit has open. Just keep your back against the wall and shoot like crazy until then. When you run out of weapons throw them all away (hit space), then bash people with your lead pipe and pick up their weapons.
2nd: The red screen of death isn't actually the end of the world! It's just showing you that your end is ABOUT to come. How can you possibly avoid imminent death with a constant on-rush of enemies? Jump. A lot. Jump as you fire at them, jump as you wave around your lead pipe, just jump. Don't let them gather under you because then they can hit you easier. Eventually the screen will go away and you won't be on the edge of death for a [short] while more!
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The doors only opening after a certain # of kills is a cheap way to make the game challenging. Also, it's really irritating that the enemies shoot right through eachother, what am i supposed to do for defense when im in a cramped room with 5 guys shooting at me who I can't even shoot back at?
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Buggy. Jerky camera, seems like 1 frame per second. Pressing fire puts your gun on full automatic with no way to turn it off. Only loads occasionally.
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Is there any logic to the number of kills needed to get through the various doors... and do you need to be in that section doing the kills?
Is there any way to make thing thing more repetitious? Can we refrain from having it be bowed to every time the same game comes out again? The cards and badges should be going to various types of games not the same game over and over again.
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Love the game, card is moderately challeging, and the lead pipe is just freaken funny. I stand at the edge, bat guys over the head, and wait until i have full ammo before i go on --> it works
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This games horrible. I already commented once, but this game aggravates me more than any other game I've EVER played. if your defending this game you have horrible taste in games. I love how they can rapid-fire magnums and kill you in 3 shots. Yay for easy difficulty amirite? did you even taste this game? epic fail.
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Also, if you're supposed to be some sort of super human in this game, why does it take 700 hits with a pipe to kill people?
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so... the zombie room never ends?!?
cause.. .yeah it feels that way.
this really needs the kill counter over the doors >.>
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This game does not float my boat - boring, irritating gameplay, no healthbar, too much blood and guts, confusing controls... I can go on forever.
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... I've got 660 kills, killed over 100 zombies and I haven't got the 50 kill acheivement yet... And the card came AFTER I killed the boss.. Maybe kongregate should speed up the challenges.
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Bigbasherboy, that's a stupid statement. I don't hate this game at all, but it garners a 3/5 from me. The numerous glitches (namely only loading 50% of the time, and crashing Firefox when I continue a game half the time) and the ever-staling gameplay just don't do it for me. And yes, I'd rated it _before_ it had a card or badges. It's not a terrible game at all, and I agree that a lot of idiots are giving it a poor rating for absolutely shit reasons, but you can't expect everyone to see things your way.
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Agree with: reflected and diablosause, the only reason you would think this game sucks is because you SUCK AT IT. it's Very challenging Which make is AWESOME 5/5.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT F-OFF AND GO PLAY TARNATION or TIC TAC TOE
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A great game, but i find myself plying the same levels over and over because there is no difficulty setting, it's just too hard
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Lady's and Gentlemen... This by far the worst thing-thing ive played sitting in a room for 10mins beating people with a stick is not thing-thing nor is a cluter of weapons and not having a health bar its hard to tell with there blood already being splattered on the walls... also the guns are great but if you shoot them too fast (by clicking rapidly) your charater lags and wont respond when you fight the helicopter which is the most boring boss fight you arm dissapears off the screen ( go ahead try it) now I hope the arena is gonna be a better version
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Stop with the friggin' "no visible health bar" idea. Also, one thing I've never liked about the "Thing Thing" series is that there are always doors everywhere where you have to kill an obscene amount of enemies before you can pass through, for no reason at all. Plus, the story is very clichéd.
The elements have always been here to make it a good game. I don't know why the "Thing Thing"s get worse with each new reiteration. Oh wait, it's probably the fact that each one is the same game with new areas and flashier effects.
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i agree with SevereFlame. the kill counter is gone, a bloody screen instead of a health bar like gears of war , 4 shots you are dead , and each level is too short, and thousands of enemies with awesome weapons that you cant see and cant pick up because the enemies body is blocking it.the old thing things are wayyyyyy better!