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A little tedious. It is rare that I won't spend the time to get a card but this is one I don't think I'm interested in.
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5/5 - It gets really repetitive (bosses, beans and zombies) and there's no skip scene. It also doesn't seem to save any of the settings changes after I die. The bullets are slow which I don't like, but it works and I don't have any lag even if there are piles of brains and skull covering the whole floor (I don't have a really good computer either). When you can only carry two weapons you have to keep picking them up from the hundreds of corpses, it makes it a bit more exciting 'cause you have to keep moving, I mean you can sit next to the spawn thing with a pipe if you want, but don't complain if you get bored. The game is easy once you get the hang of it. Hard mode is more like "medium" and the last boss was pretty sad, I don't really like it when the bosses can only do a few predictable things. Still fun, not going for the 10,000 kill badge thing though.
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This is a great game however it is very hard even on normal...
Great visuals but I think many of them could have been removed to increase proformance, but I think most of this is actually just a low game speed, so people stop complaining!!
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I'm sorry, but this game is boring. It is the exact same thing over and over and over. Trust me, the entire must kill a certain amount of enemies for the door to open things does NOT work here. Besides, the AI is dumb, and you can only die by allowing an extremely large crowd to pile on your area. A little tip... enemies will stand around like dumb asses and let you hit them with the pipe over and over if you are on top of them. This game IS laggy, but it is because of the massive body pile you accumulate by spawn camping the enemy portal closest to the door you need to get past (and yes, you did exactly that.) For constructive feedback... no more kill count doors, maybe add a level up system to add a slight amount of depth. You will kill the repetitiveness by getting rid of the kill count doors, and having long levels with enemies as obstacles, instead of bodies that open doors for you. Add a few original ideas, and this game could be on its way.
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actually theey do have a healt bar
the colour of the red blood and gore
the more intense the less health
and u regenerate
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I've really enjoyed your other works, especially in the Thing-Thing series. This just seems bad though. It has good graphics, but that's about it. I've found that it doesn't save my progress in a reliable manner, and it doesn't save my character either. Sound preferences don't get saved either, even within the same game. (i.e. I set them and then go back to the menu, and they're back to normal.) Also, I'd think that a health bar would be essential, as I never know when to get out of the way.
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People are complaining about this on normal, what would they think of Hard Mode. You need a lot of patience to finish it. Nice range of Guns, though How come no FN Minimi?
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Agreed, skyline. My laptop is 2 years old and I have about a billion other programs running right now. Guess what? No lag!?!?!
If your computer doesn't run this without lag, it's because your computer sucks.
I, for one, like this game.
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Saying this game sucks because of your computer can't play it and lag is like saying Solid Food sucks because you don't have teeth to chew it. Too bad, too sad, get some dentures or a new computer.
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please change the card-it isn't good having a card that 50% of ppl cant get especially if its cos THE GAME DOESN'T WORK
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Not that anyone will read this but this is an awful game :) thanks for making it NOT and y the hell did it get a card!?
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OMG are you kidding me. I just beat the helicopter after minutes of holding down the fricken mouse button and avoiding shit thrown at me, and when I die at the start of the forest, it resets me to before the boss battle...I hate you so much thing-thing
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Yeah but my computer sucks. I'm talking it lags for 5 seconds when someone sends me a message on Steam chat >_> Countless deaths on 1.6 from that.
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hahaha the reason its way hard is because the other ones were really easy compared to this one.
a little tip is to jump wen you start to see the toxic sign and this helps by not getting hit by bullets little or not at all
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Graphics: A+
Story: A+ (haven't finished the game)
Speed: A+ (that means there's almost no lag on my crap computer simultaneously running BOINC and a billion other things)
Gameplay: A (Repetitive, although that's okay in some parts)
Overall: 5/5
I don't even like the game that much >_>
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"Dude, you don’t like it don’t play it. Gaming is about having fun not having status.
you all seem to have forgotten that. I repete myself. 5/5"
Clearly, not everyone is enjoying this one, card status or not. The game itself is a departure from the series, much like the new Turok. We want megaweapons and lots of them. The challenge isn't the problem.
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I remind all of you that just because you suck at a game doesn't meen it isn't good.
"fooshang Apr. 04, 2008
The lag makes this game the opposite of enjoyable. Quite painful really. No card is worth the torture. Shame on you Kongregate for making us play this stinking turd."
Dude, you don't like it don't play it. Gaming is about having fun not having status.
you all seem to have forgotten that. I repete myself. 5/5
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thing thing was the first game i fell in love for. and this is pretty disapoiting. the idea of the game was to be Fast paced, blood everywere, 6 kinds of weapons anytime, and thats thing-thing. the lag, the lack of control, the aim, i have to give it a 2/5. but yes, i am eagerly waiting for a thing thing 5, and hopefully, with a lot of improvement.
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this needs to be re-written by the developers in universal flash
Its only in IE flash
My Opera wb shows it start but goes to a black screen
just a card i and the other opera users cant get..
thanks programmers
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I'm starting to think that Kong nominates games so we'll play through the whole thing just for a card. There have been really un-fun games nominated lately.
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The lag makes this game the opposite of enjoyable. Quite painful really. No card is worth the torture. Shame on you Kongregate for making us play this stinking turd.
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A health status bar would be nice -- makes it feel like sometimes you die pretty arbitrarily. Plus, why should it be harder to know how you're doing when you're playing against a red background?!?!!
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I'm in agreement completely with all the "haters". This game genuinely just didn't make even half of the cut. Games are meant to be fun and enjoyable to play, while this ended up being similar to pulling my own fingernails out on the irritation scale. I also agree with CommanderPidgeon in the respect that the ability to carry hundreds of DIFFERENT weapons to just blast away whatever you desired was what made this series fun to begin with. Hell, I've seen the first few, and honestly think that this guy is capable of better game programming than he's showing. In my opinion, he's either starting to get lazy on the game's mechanics, or decidedly wanted to go more towards a cinematic appearance, like the madness flash series and such. Most players don't care for the story either, and should be granted a more effective "skip scene" feature, as well.
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changed the 3/5 to a 4/5
the damage display isnt bad whatsoever, i noticed it first hand (probably due to the fact that every new PC/console FPS uses this feature for a damage meter)
the lag, although it sucks at times, it is bearable on my computer, Im running this on a new highend Macbook Pro ($3000) and lag is hardly a problem....remember that the character graphics and the background backdrops are somewhat high-end for a flash game
gameplay is like the other thing-things, new features is little, which was my only complaint
after i get the card for this game, i probably wont come back and play it again, not that its a bad game or anything =D
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dang this card is not worth it. its not fun either. a lot of times i just play the featured game for the card. i can't even suffer through this to get the card. 1.5/5
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FriedRice-What the hell do you mean, Gameplay? And why do I care if it says the correct caliber for an AK? OH NOEZ TEHY MISSED TEH CALIBURZORZ ON TEH AK47 TEH GAIM FAIULZ. I honestly don't care.
What fast-paced gameplay?
What diverse weapons?
Only carrying two at a time dissapoints. This isn't halo, and I loved thing-thing for pure noob blastability. You have now taken that away.
I can't even stomach the challenges, much less the full game.