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The game gets VERY repetitive after a while. The combat mechanics also get wonky when there are a large amount of enemies on the screen, and the aim starts spazzing.
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The ending;
You are an experiment and you tried to excape because you didn't like it. Your creator has seen there is improvment needed in the experiments because of the way you reacted to being created. The ending was blatently to just kill yourself, because that's what your boss what you to be, dead, So he can use your genes to create a better specimen.
XD
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I've actually found the thing-thing games somewhat repetitive. Cool bleak atmosphere, but not amazingly fun. The ending also makes little sense... ah well.
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Hyper: I experianced no lag what-so-ever. And about your recoil problem, that's how it is in real life, sorry you don't like your games realistic. Some of your things were stupid like jumping, running, weapons, shotguns, amount of ammo. Sorry, but it's more realistic that way, and it's how it is in most games, so if you don't like those things, do't play games at all.
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This game kinda blows cause of the zombie level...i dunno if i suck or something but i cant get past them. Lag is also bad.
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Things I hate about Thing-Thing: Recoil, weapons, lag, shotguns, enemies stupidity, the background, the jumping, the running, no life bar, if I shoot too many times the game freezes completely, the amount of ammo, can't go anywhere because then you'll be slaughtered by the ones behind you, the lag, the recoil, some more lag, some more recoil, did I mention lag? And recoil?
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Awesome game, I really don't know why you people hate it so much... If anything the games too easy, you juast have to know how to play.
Helicopter Boss Tips:
#1. Don't Die. Lol
#2 To dogde the Chaingun Bullets you have to go from the left to the right side of the screen.
Hades Tips:
#1 Watch for that damn Tail
#2 Jump all the time and hit him with your sword/pipe.
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I like the concept of the game.... but the long, non skippable intro can get annoying. Also... has anyone else not been able to save thier key map? I've changed it twice but when the game loads it doesn't change a thing... which is kinda annoying with the asdw keys... also My computer is pretty bag so actually being able to change the quality for lag and having that quality stay low would be nice.... 3/5
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tired of all the comments saying there's no HP bar. you guys should realize in a game like this it's better to have constant feedback in the center of your screen as to how much life you have. An hp bar on the side would be a much worse solution. Do you honestly need to know you have 17/100 life left? the important thing is to think whoa my life is critical better avoid those bullets better. This is not a turn based RPG
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COE the "glitch" where the gun detaches from your hand (it moves upwards with your hand) is the game's recoil effect.
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alright so i have the same gun as the bad guy, it takes like 10 bullets to kill him with it but only 3 for him to kill me
and im suppose to be this amazing robot thing correct? i can carry a huge gun up my butt and pull it any time to shoot a guy but i cant survive being shot?
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yea invain i agree
and this game erased my saved game progress...awesome...now i have to waste another day of my life trying to get to level 14 without getting a headache
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Current challenge on Thing-Thing 4: Contrary to popular belief, flash games do not belong on your screen, they belong just behind a watermark of the CrazyMonkeyGamesâ„¢ logo, never to be actually played. Can you get the hidden game to load? Or will you be doomed to read dissapointed members' flame comments over and over again, only to eventually turn your laptop into a $2000 shurikin?
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lol invain. your sarcasm is well placed.
also - Nuke 10k kills
Sword - 500 melee kills.
just though youd like to know.
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Good feeling playing this game, unfortunately poorly designed early stages and a final boss that just feels like a normal enemy with tons of hp. Stage select and armory are great, lots of replayability.
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there are really only three "cons" againts this game,
1. there is so pause button for the last 2 levels.
2. there is a glitch where your gun attaches from ur hand which is quite odd.
3. sometimes ppl dont drop their guns when they die and sometimes u cant pick them up.
however this is a really good game, 5/5 fave.
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what the hell?! i cant controll that shit! it lags and when i have pressed the left-mousebutton once, he never stop shooting until i have run out for ammo...