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You said it masimal:
I think I finally get Thing Thing. It’s a satire. It’s making fun of first person shooters by adding all the crappiest features it can think of to them – bad weapon design, bad shooting design, no health bar, repetetive levels, stupid stories, bad boss battles, terrible AI, poor art design so that every damn thing looks like everything else. Basically, every crappy feature Weasel finds in a FPS, he adds to Thing Thing. Only way to explain this. Only thing I think he’s missing is making everything the same shade of brown, like on the PS3.
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After a certain level, the lag completely murders whatever fun I could be having. This game killed my guy far too often because he wouldn't jump if I put a blue whale on the space bar.
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Very good game although I wish that their was an option to remove the screen tremor and blood spatter cuz it made the game go really slow on my computer.
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One of the worst games I've ever played. Repetitive, monotonous gameplay. Crappy weapons. Just crappy in general. 1/5
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this game is really starting to annoy me im trying to pick up a gun but the game keeps on lagging and not doing any thing right an then i die!
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Horrible absolutly horrible. I completely agree with Maxsimal. This is the matrix of Kongragate. First one was really nice for its time. Second one wasnt bad and the third was ok. The fourth one is just a complete let down. No health bar is bad enough but then you combine it with awful weapons and even bad level design you have a bad game. WTF happened to the Thing-Thing that we all loved before?!??!?!
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I think I finally get Thing Thing. It’s a satire. It’s making fun of first person shooters by adding all the crappiest features it can think of to them – bad weapon design, bad shooting design, no health bar, repetetive levels, stupid stories, bad boss battles, terrible AI, poor art design so that every damn thing looks like everything else. Basically, every crappy feature Weasel finds in a FPS, he adds to Thing Thing. Only way to explain this. Only thing I think he's missing is making everything the same shade of brown, like on the PS3.
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I think my favorite part is how it will not auto-switch your weapon to one with ammo. A close second is the lack of health, followed by the constantly respawning enemies, preventing a level from having any kind of tactical value.
I think Maxsimal has it right. The only way this game could be qualified as "good" is if it's trying to use every poor design choice of every FPS ever made. In which case it is spot on.
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Great job weasel, but it could of used a better plot with a few more cutsceens =P
I hate people who hack the highscores and give themselves impossibly high numbers
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This is a flash game posted on the internet.You shouldn't need top of the line gaming technology to run it at reasonable quality. "just because your computer sucks doesn't mean its a bad game" is NOT a valid argument. The game is laggy as hell. Get over it.
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The gameplay is mediocre and the storyline isnt even original. Heard of the Bourne Identity and the others in its trilogy?
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I think I finally get Thing Thing. It's a satire. It's making fun of first person shooters by adding all the crappiest features it can think of to them - bad weapon design, bad shooting design, no health bare, repetive levels, stupid stories, bad boss battles. Basically, every crappy feature Weasel finds in a FPS, he adds to Thing Thing. Only way to explain this.
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I mean they want a 2d shooter like kinda gears of war. They want reality! You cant hold 8 guns because you have to have like a backpack and it would take a while to take out. Theres no health bar cuz when u fight some one in real life you dont see the health bar in the corner of your eye. Pleeez dont give the game a 1 or a 2! be reasonible, the physics are good. Good blood graphics and detail. But dont give it a one!I mean watch when you finish a guy like 3 of them they like have difffernt deaths they dont just flop forward piling up in a fat pile. The game has customize your character,autosave, variety of levles, awsome guns, realistic ammo perportions. The reason because of low ammo cuz its open area shooting, if you had to reload you would be in the middle of like 20 guys and be like hold i gots to reload then i kill you! lol please be a reasonible rater. this games good 5/5!
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Does this game deserve a 1 no, be real people dont give games 1\5 just cause you suck, sure the game is laggy,bad weapon system,inaccurate gun fire, and most of all crappy lead pipe useless junk.
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THE DOORS OPEN WHEN YOU GET ENOUGH KILLS! NOW SHUT UP ABOUT THE DOOR SYSTEM SO I WON'T HAVE TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT! Seriously, how freaking observant are you!? And no one fcking cares that YOU personally hate the game because i'm fairly certain it's better than any crap you can make.
Every game has bugs, every game goes through updates, this one is no different.
I'm also assuming that most of you only play this game for the badge/card. Stop complaining, theres a choice to play or not to play and it won't end in the low self-esteem suicide of the one who has brought us great time consuming games be4, and will eventually bring us great time consuming games again.