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i give it a 3/5 i liked the previous games. The new health bar not so great hard to see. I'm in an office lv and i cant do anything the game's not that great anymore.
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Nevermind, I vote 1 because of the awful level design that puts you in tiny spaces with millions of other enemies, no health system making you need to judge how much health you have by a stupid-logo that covers your entire screen and blocks the whole game out, enemies that can wipe out 99% of your HP with a single shot of a weapon, but you only wipe out 10% of their HP with that same weapon, and killing 100 enemies to get past a door, only to find out you need to kill 200 enemies! And there's no "how many kills left until this damn door opens" counter. Gee, hours of fun. 1/5
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Well everyone's a critique. It's a good game when you need some blood on the screen. I personaly think that if you don't like it you can f*ck off and play a game you like. 5/5 b*tches
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maxsimal Apr. 04, 2008
Adding to my previous comment:
I think I finally get Thing Thing. It’s a satire. It’s making fun of first person shooters by adding all the crappiest features it can think of to them – bad weapon design, bad shooting design, no health bar, repetetive levels, stupid stories, bad boss battles, terrible AI, poor art design so that every damn thing looks like everything else. Basically, every crappy feature Weasel finds in a FPS, he adds to Thing Thing. Only way to explain this. Only thing I think he’s missing is making everything the same shade of brown, like on the PS3
// lols u said this EXACT thing 10 mins ago
// why bother
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Adding to my previous comment:
I think I finally get Thing Thing. It’s a satire. It’s making fun of first person shooters by adding all the crappiest features it can think of to them – bad weapon design, bad shooting design, no health bar, repetetive levels, stupid stories, bad boss battles, terrible AI, poor art design so that every damn thing looks like everything else. Basically, every crappy feature Weasel finds in a FPS, he adds to Thing Thing. Only way to explain this. Only thing I think he’s missing is making everything the same shade of brown, like on the PS3.
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Also, the final boss that makes you resort to the lead pipe to beat. The only 'good' part of the game, was lots of guns. I wouldn't say it's actually good, but it's what Weasel went after - and the shitty end boss has soo many hitpoints that at the end I'm forced to jump and flail with the lead pipe. Definitely a bad FPS thing - final boss that doesn't the actual game mechanics.
Also, shitty 'kill the hero anyway' ending. Huge letdown, if you did care about the story.
Only good thing? I got the badge, never playing again.
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Also, this game stinks. It's dull, repetitive, the controls are annoying, and it's basically the same as every other Thing-Thing.
I'd give it a 3/5 for being well made, but the extreme lack of fun brings it down to two.
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Boring, ugly, and laughably pretentious, the whole thing plays like "the most awesome story I ever wrote in high school". The best thing about it is that it finally acknowledges the color blue.
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Is there a level select option hiden away somewhere? Its really annoying to be stuck on the elevator in the genetics lab with only a 1911 pistol to start with... especially as I am lagging, even on low graphics. Seriously, Automatic Shotgun??? horrible idea for a laggy game...
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I like thing-thing, but I'm now on a
level where everything is freezing up
and doing what I last told it to do.
I guess a buffering issue of some kind. When I was fight the boss, it would not stop firing. Thankfully I could still steer, but still it was not good.
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I don't get you 5 of 5 people. i'm fighting a heli from a car. my arm and gun are off screen and i cant shoot the heli at all. terrible
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lols there is not one positive comment on this page and yet its still got a decent score
i think u douche bags need to get over it
// if it were more colorful it wuld look rediculous and u would just bag it for that
// if the shooting were any easier the wwhole game in general wuld be way too easy and then yes, u wuld bag it for being too easy
// this IS a THING THING, so obviously its gunna keep the same concept as the previous ones
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Fading in big red logo all over the screen when you get hit it the worst idea ever. How am I supposed to dodge other shots when I can't see anything?!
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You said it masimal:
I think I finally get Thing Thing. It’s a satire. It’s making fun of first person shooters by adding all the crappiest features it can think of to them – bad weapon design, bad shooting design, no health bar, repetetive levels, stupid stories, bad boss battles, terrible AI, poor art design so that every damn thing looks like everything else. Basically, every crappy feature Weasel finds in a FPS, he adds to Thing Thing. Only way to explain this. Only thing I think he’s missing is making everything the same shade of brown, like on the PS3.
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After a certain level, the lag completely murders whatever fun I could be having. This game killed my guy far too often because he wouldn't jump if I put a blue whale on the space bar.
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Very good game although I wish that their was an option to remove the screen tremor and blood spatter cuz it made the game go really slow on my computer.