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What can I say? It's a hell of a lot of fun. I'd like more badges though. Oh! And for anyone who doesn't know, when you get all of the achievements for each gun, (note that you don't have to get the non-gun achievements) you get artifact 19, which is basically just no fun. It just destroys. Everything. Instantly.
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Fatal wound: Heel.
Achilles, as it turns out, did not die at Troy, but rather died fighting unending hordes of cannon fodder in some guy's* house.
(*Johnson, apparently)
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Johnson returned to his home, to find it a smoldering wreck. Amidst the wreckage he found a singular figure standing atop a pile of bloodied bodies, castaway weapons, and spent magazine.
Staring at the figure, he could only ask "Why?"
The figure scratched a scab on its cheek and replied, "Because I was bored."