Under rating threshold (hideshow)
5 minutes in: I see why not that many people have played it... it takes an hour for it to load. And I have the strangest feeling that once the loading screen is over, it'll just say "Wow, you waited this long? Sorry, there's no game here"
15 minutes in: This is bullcrap, and it's obvious bullcrap. I wanted to see the humor in this, but I can't. This has to be the first time I've ever given a game a 1/5. Nice job.