uzzbuzz
4081 posts
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Pretty win right here:

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MaistlinRajere
4694 posts
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Originally posted by Ben_B:
Hey, that’s the same stat I used for my first tourney over 18 months ago. For some reason scores over ~10 keep getting auto-deleted.
Send an email to support@kongegate.com providing the screenshot as proof, and an admin will un-delete it. That’s what I had to do for a couple games.
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Blizzard2000
1692 posts
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Or just whisper Cman to unhide it. :P
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Ben_B
583 posts
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I’ve done that in the past for a few scores, but they’ve since been auto-deleted again.
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MaistlinRajere
4694 posts
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

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DarkRainyKnight
1560 posts
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Maist, stop playing the wiener game. It’s not healthy :-P
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Precarious
803 posts
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Hello everyone! By a twist of gaming fate, I was recently placed in charge of Papa’s HRia (corporate oversight no doubt). Dismayed by the prospect of Papa’s teen slave labor operation continuing unabated, I seized at the opportunity to undermine his sinister empire of foodstuffs (and stuff). Unfortunately, his customer base is indefatigably loyal, and almost certainly deranged. Normal people do not cheer after receiving a personal pan pizza, or turn over several hundred percent tips for fast food. In order to bring down the behemoth from the inside, a multi-pronged approach would be necessary.
First off, I decided to hire a hideous, eyeless mutant. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king, and apparently the no-eyed man serves hot dogs there.

That said, where we were going, we didn’t need eyes…assuming that where is Papa’s Hot Doggeria. In addition to only considering résumés from applicants with a Silent Hill zip code, it would be necessary to hire a worker with no concept of moderation, and possibly no concept of object permanence. Dear friends, I’m pleased to say I’ve seen fantastic results. The employee hasn’t though, because, you know, no eyes.
If you build it, they will come.


Despite the fact that she once built Devil’s Tower out of mashed potatoes, Tohru seems less than pleased by her fare. Let’s hope this is a trend!
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adv0catus
6308 posts
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HolyLasagna
167 posts
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The name “Tohru” reminds me of this guy…:

That was a very interesting/creative text, Precarious! You are awesome!! =)
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Precarious
803 posts
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Honestly, I almost didn’t post it, since if the humor doesn’t work for someone, it just comes off as bizarre. But whatever; I had more fun writing that up than I will playing yet another Papa’s game.
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bobby71983
4930 posts
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This is the real Tohru

This game is alright..for a papas game. Others were better, and others were worse. I’m like rank 7 and I think that is an accomplishment with how dull it is :P.
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Woon1957
2765 posts
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Ericzander
487 posts
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Originally posted by Woon1957:

WHY AM I NOT A MOD?
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zAlbee
316 posts
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Originally posted by Precarious:
>The funniest damn thing I’ve read in a while.
Bravo.
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Woon1957
2765 posts
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Blizzard2000
1692 posts
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T6salt
1800 posts
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LouWeed
5060 posts
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If your arrow keys are still broken, that really is a win.
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T6salt
1800 posts
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Originally posted by LouWeed:
If your arrow keys are still broken, that really is a win.
wasd work.
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Blizzard2000
1692 posts
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I went for one of two ZunderFury feats I had left, for completing wave 36. I went above and beyond just a little.

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CowFriend
13448 posts
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MaistlinRajere
4694 posts
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DarkRainyKnight
1560 posts
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Originally posted by MaistlinRajere:
Originally posted by CowFriend:
http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/CowFriend
wut?
CowFriend is a winner! Duh!
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Ericzander
487 posts
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adv0catus
6308 posts
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I guess if you add people quickly enough, you can get higher, since it doesn’t update instantly.
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