It’s the hard-rocking Hungarian smartass and grammar nazi, hamuka !
hamuka, what’s your name?
It’s hamuka, of course.
Makes sense. :) Where are you?
I’m in Hungary, more accurately in front of my computer. :)
How did you decide upon the username hamuka?
Well, I don’t really remember (I tend to have a really lousy memory). I think that the username I wanted was already taken, then I thought about choosing usernames randomly. And I liked hamuka.
How did you find Kongregate?
I was playing Learn to Fly 2, and for the Bonus Shop the game asked me to play on Kongregate. I really loved the profile layout (which has now changed), the badge system, and everything in particular, so I decided to make an account.
Do you have any favorite games on Kongregate?
Anti-Idle: The Game. That game is always updated, so it never becomes old. Which is needed because it’s really long. If you’ll try it, then prepare for playing for a year or more until you finish it for the first time (yes, you can restart keeping all of your data and finish it again 10 times if you’re really that much of a masochist :) )
So I heard you like to play soccer?
No, I don’t really like to play soccer, and I’m insulted because of it. :( You see, almost all of my classmates are soccer maniacs, and if someone is a boy and doesn’t like soccer, they troll him to death, or until he exits the school we’re in.
So I heard you like to watch tennis?
Nope, tennis is too slow for me. I however like to watch almost any sport besides tennis.
So…I hope I heard you…like hard rock and being a rebel? Any favorite hard rock bands or songs you would like to share?
Finally, this one’s right. :D My favourite song is I Just Wanna Burn by Verax. I always listen to it when I’m angry. Somehow, it helps me calm down. :)
Any hard rock songs you would recommend to listen to while gaming?
Again, my vote goes to I Just Wanna Burn . I’d recommend listening to it during boss fights. Creates some kind of an atmosphere for them.
Any stories of rebellion you can share with us?
I deeply hate SOPA/PIPA/etc. and the new Kong layout (I don’t want it to turn into Facebook), and I was/am a main rebel against them on Kong. I still have my profile private thanks to the new profiles.
Are you a Brony?
Nope. I’m neutral about bronies, though.
Vampire hunting, Zombie apocalypse, any protips would be appreciated to survive either one.
I’d hide in the nearest gun store, then shoot every zombie which comes in sight. Then, when the area is cleansed, I’d get ~10 guns with lots of ammo, and hide in a food store this time.
What’s your favorite quote, something you say or from someone else.
“Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not even sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein
Your comments on this photo from the Mars Curiosity rover?
Obviously fake. How would Martians know how to talk in English? Still makes me laugh hard, though. :)
Poetry. Are you a fan?
What do you do when you’re not on Kongregate?
Read, play with our kittens, play on other websites (like Notdoppler), read some more, look around for some useless statistics which I love.
What is your favorite animal?
What is the first life experience you can remember?
I think it was on my first day in kindergarten. I accidentally broke someone’s sand castle, and got scolded.
Have you ever broken any bones?
Yes, I broke both bones in my left upper arm in 3rd grade. Had to spend 2 days in a hospital, and my arm was in a splint for 2 months.
What do you think of roleplay in chat?
I don’t mind it, until it includes harassing others and doesn’t become spammish/too long (see the example in the behaviour guidelines).
Do you have any conspiracy theories or ideas you know to be true, but cannot prove?
I don’t think I have, although sometimes I could swear that someone is in our house, and then no one’s there.