Today we delve into the mind of Bilious…and then promptly take five showers afterward.
Real Name: Gavin
(I’ve heard of that!!)
What do you do for a living?: I’m recently unemployed. Which isn’t as bad as it sounds, because my bosses were awful where I was. I’d like to go back into the army, or maybe become an editor.
Origin of your username: Oh dear. It’s not an interesting story. How about we just forget that I have a username?
(Who are you, again?)
What brought you to Kong?: I followed a link, and the other end was magical!
(There was cheese, wasn’t there?)
Favorite game on Kong: Mardek, pretty easily. Going to play it again as soon as I finish badgehunting.
(Ssssh! Be vewy vewy quiet…I’m hunting badges!)
What room(s) do you frequent?: Mostly Fancy Adventurers With or Without Pants, but I’m occasionally spotted in the Lair or Remnants of Disputed Galaxy.
(You, uh, left your pants in the other room…)
What is your favorite food?: Mashed potato. It goes with anything. And odds are I’ve tried it with whatever you’re thinking of too.
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?: About 80 pounds an hour.
Hobbies: I enjoy taekwondo, running, reading, gaming, and food.
Pancakes or waffles?: I’d have to go with pancakes, they’re more versatile.
(I prefer when my waffle eats my pancake, then I eat it.)
Favorite movie genre?: Currently I’ve been watching loads of superhero films, but I really like the not-boring genre most of all.
(Real Housewives it is.)
Finish this song lyric—“No I can’t slow down, I can’t hold back though you know I wish I could…”:Oh no there ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Until we kill Crawm’rax for good.
(I have yet to vanquish him…)
Craziest thing you’ve done: I ate spaghetti via my nose for a bet. Or is that stupidest? Really, most of the craziest things were really, really dim in hindsight, and I wouldn’t feel any better about them with more people knowing.
Favorite TV show growing up: Knightmare
You’re on the roof, the feds are chasing you, and all you’ve got is an elephant, a piece of cheese, and a shoe. Go!: I put the piece of cheese in front of the elephant. The elephant, since they never forget, remember that cheese attracts mice and flees from it, trampling the feds. This gives me time to perform an elegant triple somersault into half-pike into a bucket of water on the ground, which I then boil the shoe in for dinner.
Favorite snack food: Garlic mignons, though I’ve not been able to find them for years :( just looked on wiki, apparently they’ve just been rereleased…
(Read that at first as “garlic minions”.)
Did I leave the oven on?: Yes, but finishing this interview is far more important than the ashes of your house.
(My house is medium rare. :( )
Something most Kongregites don’t know about you: Most Kongregites are unaware of the location of my weakspot. I hope this remains the case.
(It’s the uvula, isn’t it? I KNEW IT!)
If I were to ask you to give me your soul, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question(submitted by Maginmaniac7)?: My soul isn’t mine to give.
Anything else you’d like to add?: Does answering that last question mean I failed the turing test?
That’s all, folks!