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MaistlinRajere Ego Inflation

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MaistlinRajere



What is your name?
My name is Robert Paulson.

Where do you live?
The United States of America. I’m not telling you what state. If I tell you, they might find me.

Where is your secret lair?
ImaginationLand

How did you come across Kongregate?
Well, I’m sure that you will hate me for this, but I found Kongregate through Papa’s Pizzeria. I was at the library, and saw someone playing it, and thought “Hey, that website looks awesome! I’m gonna try!”

Where did you come up with that sexy username?
Well, as a child/teenager, I absolutely loved the fantasy series DragonLance, and my favorite character was the mage Raistlin Majere. I tried to use the username RaistlinMajere, but some meanie took it before me. Same for Raistlin_Majere and Raistlin. >:(

Which chat room do you reside in, and are there any friends you would like to mention?
I used to reside in the room Impossible is Nothing, where the infamous Tasselfoot resides, but the room pretty much died out a few months ago, so I decided to move, and found Labyrinth!

You have quite a lot of badges! What is your secret?
Well, if I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, would it? ;)

What do you do on Kongregate most of the time? Play games? Hunt badges? Post in the forums? Chat?
I used to badge hunt a lot, but since I reached level 65 (yay!), I don’t really seek out games with badges anymore. I do get new badges though. I am also a regular in the Forum Games Forum. I also like to chat in Labyrinth.

Papa’s Hot Doggeria is out on Kongregate! What are your thoughts on it?

Love it. I don’t see why so many people complain about the series.

Kong Ant vs. Kongbot. Who would win?

Well, I’d have to say Kong Ant. Look at the horns on that guy!

On second thought, Kong Bot. He can shoot lasers from his eyes!

What do you want to see on Kongregate for Christmas?
Hmm… More puzzle games with badges. I ♥♥♥ puzzle games.

2013 is in our midst. How much do you think Kongregate will change next year?
Hopefully it will change a bunch! Change is good!

If you were an admin, what would you change on Kongregate?
Hmmm, not much. I love Kongregate the way it is! Good job, admins.

Name one game Kongregate wouldn’t be complete without.
Damn, that’s a hard question. Errr…. The Papa’s Restaurant games. <3

How many eyes do you have?
Well, I have one on each side of my nose, and two on the back of my head. I also have one on each side of my head. This way, nobody can sneak up on me! 360 ° vision FTW!

What if someone sneaks into your pants?
0.o


Any video games you would never get bored of?

Erm… Another tough one. Give Up, Robot!, and Skyrim. I don’t play a lot of console games :(

Are there any books you hope to become a movie someday?
Hell yes. There are too many to list. I read a lot of books. A LOT.

Name any of them.
Lucifer’s Hammer (Larry Niven), Darwin’s Radio (Greg Bear), American Gods (Neil Gaiman), pretty much every Clive Cussler book, Wicked (Gregory Maguire), most Robert Heinlein books, Night Fall (Nelson Demille), Nightwatch (Sergei Lukyanenko), Prey (Michael Crichton), Neverwhere (Neil Gaiman), Everyone Poops

Are there any movies you would like to be turned into a game?
Nope, not really.

Any games you would like to be turned into a book?
Portal. Grand Theft Auto as well, because it would be the most messed up book ever. No plot at all.

Finish the song lyrics.
♪I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad♫

Make fun of you cause you are old
Tell you your dentures are growing mold
I wanna grow old with you
Until your teeth are so rotten that you can’t chew


Good enough.

Ask me a question. ANY question. I’m giving you the chance to ask me anything in the seven known dimensions anywhere in space and time.
Can my question be about anything?
Yes, it can.

 
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I feel my ego inflating already.

 
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Good lord, I think it’s going to blow—stand back everybody! This ego’s out of control!

 
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Finish the song lyrics.
♪I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad♫
Make fun of you cause you are old
Tell you your dentures are growing mold
I wanna grow old with you
Until your teeth are so rotten that you can’t chew

brb, gotta clean my laptop. This soda won’t clean itself up now, will it?

Great interview, by the way!

 
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Originally posted by eProdigy:

2013 is in our midst. How much do you think Kongregate will change next year?
Hopefully it will change a bunch! Change is good!

If you were an admin, what would you change on Kongregate?
Hmmm, not much. I love Kongregate the way it is! Good job, admins.

Make up your mind!

 
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Originally posted by MaistlinRajere:

I feel my ego inflating already.

Are you sure that’s your ego?

 
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:D great interview!