If Kongregate, by law, had to have "Nutritional Information" clearly displayed on its site, what would it say?

I’d give it several allergy and addiction warnings.

It would say nothing, as Kongregate is a website, not a consumable product, and therefore has no nutritional content.

Everything has nutritional content, it’s how our brain responds to it.

0 for everything because websites aren’t nutritious.

The surgeon general would have to put on a warning about the trolls and killjoys :D

May contain nuts :D :D

WARNING:

Kongregate may give you the disease of “joy”. This highly infectious disease spreads very fast causing a large amount of happiness to occur in people’s lives.

29% horse.

Not a significant source of vitamin D (because vitamin D is what you get from being in the sun, or something like that).

Also, this seems like something that might be more Off-Topic related, but I suppose it can work in here since it’s Kongregate related too.

04% Good games
14% Launcher Games
15% MMOs
17% Nerdook
12% Papa’s Games
15% Undefined
23% Other

Kongregate is at the top of the food pyramid.

Originally posted by eProdigy:

Kongregate is at the top of the food pyramid.

You mean it only should be consumed in small quantities? Seems fair enough

Originally posted by BobTheCoolGuy:

Originally posted by eProdigy:

Kongregate is at the top of the food pyramid.

You mean it only should be consumed in small quantities? Seems fair enough

The top is “Sweets”. And Kongregate is pretty sweet, so yeah.