A brief glimpse into the shadowy flight of a man…who does not exist…wait, no, he does.
Real Name: Zachary, but some just call me Z!
Country: United States – particularly in the Southern part. Fried chicken anyone?
(Don’t mind if I do!!)
What do you do for a living?: Right now, I work here at Kongregate and scraping together a degree in Physics.
(Yeah, out of neutrons, electrons, and dark matter)
Origin of your username: It all started a long time ago, on a place called “Youtube”. My 15 year old brain, trying to muster a username, chose the first letter of my name and added “shadow” to it because… uh… no idea, really.
What brought you to Kong?: I believe it was either Detective Grimoire, or Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2. I’m not addicted though… right? Right?!
(Put down the pixels…it’s okay…)
Favorite game on Kong: Now that’s a tough choice… Legend of Kalevala is right up there. I like a good Nintendo style game.
What room(s) do you frequent?: I usually pop in around Echo Hall, the room I once owned, but you can call me a drifter nowadays.
[joke redacted because it was totally unfunny]
If you had a mutant superpower, what would it be?: I’d like the ability to teleport, like in “Jumper”. Of course, there’s always the chance of accidentally teleporting inside of someone…
What is the first video game you ever played?: Reaching back into the locked away memories of my youth, it’d have to be Super Mario Brothers for the Nintendo. That should be everyone’s answer!
(Pffft. They weren’t so super. They didn’t even have capes!)
Hobbies: Is mayonnaise a hobby?
(Yes. Yes it is.)
PC or Mac?: PC all the way. Macs are terribly un-upgradable.
(And non biodegradable! And all other kinds of ’ables!)
Finish this song lyric: “So here it is, another chance Wide awake, you face the day…” Your dream is over, or has it just begun?
(Dangit! I wasn’t prepared for that question!)
What do you want to be when you grow up? How does that differ from when you were a child?: Hopefully, an optics physicist (yay science!) When I was younger though, I grew with the idea of being a barber. No idea why. I suppose I still could, string theory is about how to cut hair, right?
(It’s all in the wrist—the wrist…OF SCIENCE!)
The missile is about to launch. Nearby there is a piece of cheese, a shoehorn, a goat, and Mars…yes, Mars. Go!: I place the shoehorn on my head, imitating a female goat. After gaining the goat’s trust, I convince it to ram the rocket, redirecting its aim to Mars (durn you Martians!) After that is finished, I sit back and enjoy a well-deserved slice of cheese. Mmm… cheesey.
(Joke’s on you! That was MARTIAN cheese!)
What is your all-time favorite movie?: Lord of the Rings. In my opinion, the best movie ever made.
(That was a THREE movies…but I’m gonna let it slide on account of them all being so damned awesome)
Funnier: Grumpy, Tardar Sauce cat or Russel Brand?: Tard! How can you not laugh at that little grumpy face?
(You’re right. It’s true)
Favorite catch phrase?: “That’s my momma!”
Why is a duck?: A duck is a duck is a duck is a duck…
(Unless it’s a horse of course)
Tell us about your worst day ever: The day Vorpal_Steak stopped answering my calls…
(I blame my voicemail. It eats things.)
Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Were you expecting this question? (Submitted by 123aaa786): Were you?
(I don’t know…WERE YOU???)
Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: This one time, at band cam-
Anything else you’d like to add?:
Until next time, ciao!