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Cyber predators are found on the internet every day, but have no fear citizens, the security gourds are here! And July has been turned into cyber predator awareness through security gourd avatars month.
Inspired by 1337al we have come to Kongregate to protect the well being and instruct in more safe actions of all users.
As with any proper vigilante militia unit, all are welcome. Simply go here and turn that image into your Kongregate avatar until the end of your tenure in the service.
Together we shall keep Kongregate safe from all invaders and bad people and cyber predators!!
Yours truly,
MachuPichu (Recruitment Gourd)

 
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Reporting for duty.

 
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gourd.
Gourd who?
Gourd you glad I’m not an inferior fruit?

 
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The Gourds shall unite as one to keep the aisles safe from pests (and pesticides) everywhere!

 
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UnknownGourdian is on patrol.

 
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bravegourd at your service.

 
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The CIA has your back.

 
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All Gourds report in. We have a situation: Not enough Kongretians are corforming to the tasty Gourd. We must keep the world safe!

 
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Combo
breaker?

 
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Originally posted by LouWeed:

Combo
breaker?

You… must… die

 
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But it’s Kongregate Letter Avatar Week/Month. :o

 
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But Security Gourds.

 
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Originally posted by VforVendetta:

But it’s Kongregate Letter Avatar Week/Month. :o

Get out…

You shall pear-ish for your crimes against gourdmanity

 
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Originally posted by VforVendetta:

But it’s Kongregate Letter Avatar Week/Month. :o

Sir, we need to talk. How’d you like to join us Gourds? You seem capable enough, but you must be willing to change.

 
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Originally posted by Security_Gourd:
Originally posted by VforVendetta:

But it’s Kongregate Letter Avatar Week/Month. :o

Sir, we need to talk. How’d you like to join us Gourds? You seem capable enough, but you must be willing to change for the better.

ftfy

 
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Originally posted by VforVendetta:

But it’s Kongregate Letter Avatar Week/Month. :o

In the safety of our race, the gourds must rise. We hope you make the right choice. Please refer to the OP for your link. :)

 
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I came here as fast as I could. What’s the situation?

 
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Sir Gourdon, I would advise you to earn a badge before posting. One of my personal favorites is Tangerine Panic.

 
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I’ll join in, but in my own way.

 
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Hello, citizens. IAmTheSecurityGourd. Someone fill me in on the situation.

 
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Gourd 69 standing by.

 
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How exactly does changing your avatar keep Kongregate safe?

 
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I hereby announce that Officer Nation is now a Security Gourd! :3

 
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Originally posted by MaistlinRajere:

How exactly does changing your avatar keep Kongregate safe?

You are pledging yourself to the gourds, to gourd and protect you. But also to serve as a gourdian.

 
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Originally posted by MaistlinRajere:

How exactly does changing your avatar keep Kongregate safe?

Security Gourd is there to show the users of kongregate that people with their safety in mind are always watching, and are willing to assist at any moment when a user is in pear-il.