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I’ve been talking in the Kongregate chat for some while, and I find that the weirdest conversations come up all too often. Since nobody can be in every chatroom every second of the day, why don’t we share the weirdest conversations we’ve had thus far?
I guess I’ll start…
It was a while back, so I can’t recall who, but somebody in The Van asked if anybody microwaved stale pretzels. I said yes thinking he was referring to soft pretzels, but he was referring to hard pretzels (which still doesn’t even make sense to me), and I spent 20 minutes trying to explain to him why I microwaved them (to make it softer). I had a hard time getting my point across considering the fact that he thought I was saying that I was microwaving hard pretzels to make them soft, which doesn’t even make the least bit of sense…
So yeah, that’s probably the weirdest conversation I’ve engaged in so far.
P.S. Aren’t I the best storyteller? xD
I’ve been in The Van. Wierd conversations happen every 2 minutes.
One of my favourites has to be the one that ended with KetchupYoshi saying
“OMG JACOB IS PREGNANT AND PERE IS SEAHORSE QUEEN AND AC SAID PENIS **asplodes** ”
My friend was on my account and he talked about how the jonas brothers were my favorite band and how I was secretly a transsexual. Then the chat moved on to better things, like hibernating in the summer.