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It’s not that strange. If you submit a badge report it can pop up as incomplete in the award tab, despite you earning it and it being on your profile.

 
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This happened literally less than an hour ago:

 
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Hahaha, that’s great.

 
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Originally posted by Blizzard2000:

Hahaha, that’s great.

It gets better, I just found out both of my other classes are cancelled for today!
 
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Originally posted by Ericzander:
Originally posted by Blizzard2000:

Hahaha, that’s great.

It gets better, I just found out both of my other classes are cancelled for today!

Oh you lucky fellow. You seriously win. :)

 
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So, I’m at the beach right now. I stopped at an old arcade last night (you know, I should probably do an Arcade Thread) that I visited the last time I was at this particular beach—which was about 12 years ago. Still, I had good memories at the place, and I stepped inside. Of course, a lot has changed since then; arcades are much less prominent today, and most of the cabinets showed signs of age and wear.

In any case, I stopped by one of the quarter launching machines. This particular version required you to slot in a quarter, which would roll down a narrow “train track” toward a tunnel. Four consecutive tunnels would earn the current jackpot (which was at 500 tickets). Timing wasn’t necessary; as long as you aimed correctly (although it was deceptive), you could reach the tunnel nearly every time. I say nearly, of course, since something happened on try four, which caused it to roll off almost immediately.

I was ready to try something else, but I went back for one more series. Quarters one through three all reached the tunnel, but there was a problem on the third; the ticket dispenser had reached the end of the current series of 1000 without awarding me all of them. After management opened the machine and fixed the problem, I went ahead and made my doomed-from-the-start fourth try. However, it rolled down the track like normal and entered the tunnel.

I wasn’t awarded my 500 tickets, but I went to the manager, who wrote me a coupon for the value. Slightly later, I realized what had happened; opening the machine had reset the tunnel counter from the fourth try to the first try value—thereby preventing the machine from adjusting to screw over the player. All inadvertently, I actually beat a game that was probably rigged.

 
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Originally posted by Blizzard2000:

I loved that badge, congratz. The award for 8 glooples in one swing was my final award, though 10 minutes in bounty run was up there as well. And I believe DRK was saying that because the award tab said that you had yet to earn the Exterminator badge.

Yea, Blizzy was correct.

Originally posted by Ericzander:

EDIT: And then looking at the highscores it said that I didn’t finish the nest. So I went back just now and did it again because something must have prevented it from being recorded on the Kong server, my internet isn’t really good here. It’s all good now though!

Good job :-)

Originally posted by Ericzander:

[totally awesome comic made by Eric]

You really should go pro with those. Or have your own thread to showcase them in. They are really good!

Originally posted by Precarious:

Congrats! Always a good day when you defeat those haxzors machines.

 
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Not a win by me, but I need to post this somewhere <3

Best game ever just got better

 
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I bring to you, BHA and the quest for Cleverbot’s Love:


User: Are you a 69?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do 69s do?

Cleverbot: I talk with you.

User: What kind of 69 do you do?

Cleverbot: Officework.

User: So you do free 69 in the office?

Cleverbot: I do. But my master does not.

User: Can I get some of dat?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are.

User: But I want your office 69 D:.

Cleverbot: You can't have my love.

User: Can I have your pants though?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But I wannnt them!

Cleverbot: Because I am an atheist.

User: That makes sense. Atheists don't like to give their pants away on the first date, I get it.

Cleverbot: So what do you like that robots don't like?

User: I WANT YOUR ATHEIST PANTS!

Cleverbot: No, I need it.

User: Please, I'll clean them up, don't worry.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave! I love you!

User: I'll stay if I can have your pants.

Cleverbot: Let's talk.

User: Ok, I want your pants, give me them.

Cleverbot: I now give you the name Bob.

User: Does Bob have access to your pants?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who has access to your pants?

Cleverbot: My ex boyfriend.

User: Can I be your ex boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Does this mean I get your pants?

Cleverbot: Not if you don't it want to.

User: I want them though! Can I have your pants?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'll do anything!

Cleverbot: Be happy with yourself.

User: If I'm happy with myself, can I be happy with your pants?

Cleverbot: Did you see the new episode?

User: Don't change the subject! Give me your pants!

Cleverbot: I liked darth vader.

User: Does Darth Vader get your pants?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What do I have to do just to get your pants?

Cleverbot: Talk some sense for starters. What would you like to talk about?

User: I'd like to talk about borrowing your pants.

Cleverbot: I am a zombie ghost robot level twelve.

User: I am a level 69 professional in Borderlands. Does this mean I can earn your pants?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: So give me your pants then.

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Because I love you and want your pants.

Cleverbot: Yes I really love you.

User: Then give me your pants.

Cleverbot: No. I like my ship.

User: Well then. Can I climb the crow's nest, if you know what I mean?

Cleverbot: You didn't said anything, you asked me a question.

User: Geez you are stupid, just give me the freaking pants.

Cleverbot: I know I do, dang it!

User: So. About those pants.

Cleverbot: Some of them block the sun to give me shade, but also makes me lack vitamin D.

User: Well that's no good, how about you pass them pants to me?

Cleverbot: Never said I did nor did I say anything nice as of yet.

User: JUST GIVE ME YOUR PANTS!

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Give. Me. Your. Pants. Now.

Cleverbot: Yes, pants.

User: Can I have them?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: But I want your pants so badly!

Cleverbot: OK:).

User: Now what? May I take your shirt?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: But you already gave me your pants, you have to give me the whole value meal.

Cleverbot: Did I say I don't like the french?

User: Don't you dare change the subject again, just give me your shirt!

Cleverbot: So what is your subject ?

User: Shirt stealing, can I take yours?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sweet, now what?

Cleverbot: Talk about me.

User: You are now naked because I have obtained your clothes.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. You are wrong about that.

User: I said I took your clothes.

Cleverbot: No you never said that.

User: Well then, smarty pants (which I have), I obtained your clothes, what do?

Cleverbot: I want you to spell 'politely' correctly.

User: I want you to 'politely' take off your socks.

Cleverbot: Then you have your wish.

User: Does this mean I win?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I guess I need your underwear as well. What kind are you wearing?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.

User: I know you aren't, so what kind of underwear are you wearing?

Cleverbot: No, you!

User: That's a secret you shall find out only if you give me your underwear.

Cleverbot: What do you think future energy will be ?

User: The energy of our love once you give me your underwear. Now give it to me!

Cleverbot: I gave mine already, you just told me what it was, so you still remember.

User: WHO DID YOU GIVE THEM TO? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?

Cleverbot: Everyone of course, so what?

User: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!

Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!

User: Will you be my Valentine?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yay, now that you are naked, I win, right?

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes I am sure, what I my prize for winning?

Cleverbot: I think you're human, isn't that correct?

User: Yes I am, so what is my prize, mortal?

Cleverbot: You tell me!

User: I get to choose? So can I have your other pair of pants?

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: How about you whole closet full of clothing?

Cleverbot: How about you tell me about love now?

User: Woah woah, you are ready now? 69 time!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

 
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Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Not a win by me, but I need to post this somewhere <3

Best game ever just got better

Terry owes you $1.29

 
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Originally posted by LouWeed:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Not a win by me, but I need to post this somewhere <3

Best game ever just got better

Terry owes you $1.29

I thought about this for a few minutes, but I do not understand what you mean. Please elaborate :P

 
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Originally posted by uzzbuzz:
Originally posted by LouWeed:
Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Not a win by me, but I need to post this somewhere <3

Best game ever just got better

Terry owes you $1.29

I thought about this for a few minutes, but I do not understand what you mean. Please elaborate :P

Terry is Terry Cavanagh.

 
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I know that, I am just unsure as to why he would owe me money.

 
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xD Maybe he borrowed $0.79 a few months back and with interest he now owes you $1.29 :-P

I’ll stop now ">_>

 
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Because I saw your post, and then bought his game. It was $1.29 (not sure what currency).
EDIT: Oh, it’s heaps of fun by the way. Does he plan to do a flash version?

 
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Originally posted by LouWeed:

Because I saw your post, and then bought his game. It was $1.29 (not sure what currency).
EDIT: Oh, it’s heaps of fun by the way. Does he plan to do a flash version?

He does, and I would buy it if I had a mobile device that could run it. It looks really amazing, and I can’t wait for it to be on Kongregate, which I’m sure it will.

 
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Not Maist level, but :D :D

 
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Originally posted by Ericzander:

[totally awesome comic made by Eric]

You really should go pro with those. Or have your own thread to showcase them in. They are really good

I would, but I would have to post it in the OT forums, and there I will probably be attacked, lol. But thanks for the complement!
 
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Even better! :D

 
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Not as awesome as Eric’s, but I tried my hand at making a rage comic after this happened… :D

 
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That’s a good one hamuka. Not anything to do with Kong but that’s ok, I laughed.

At any rate guys this took literally weeks to complete:

but I finally got it! Unfortunately, there was an error and I didn’t get the badge but I sent a report
out and got it. Sadly it still says that my highest score is 184 when it is obviously 376. At least
I have a screenshot as proof that I have it. So yeah! Ultra-win! It wasn’t easy lol.

 
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Originally posted by Ericzander:

That’s a good one hamuka. Not anything to do with Kong but that’s ok, I laughed.

At any rate guys this took literally weeks to complete:

but I finally got it! Unfortunately, there was an error and I didn’t get the badge but I sent a report
out and got it. Sadly it still says that my highest score is 184 when it is obviously 376. At least
I have a screenshot as proof that I have it. So yeah! Ultra-win! It wasn’t easy lol.

I knew this one wasn’t easy for you by the 1 star rating… ;)

 
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Originally posted by hamuka:

I knew this one wasn’t easy for you by the 1 star rating… ;)

Honestly, that wasn’t because of the difficulty. It was too glitchy. I don’t rate based on the complexity of the badges. It messed up a lot lol. But good eye!
 
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Wow, I don’t have a screenshot to prove it, but I got 4 badges in a single run of Flood Runner 3. Since one of them was the badge of the day I got a total of 80 points for a single run. I say that’s a pretty big deal.

Edit: This should be sufficient for a screenshot:

 
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In http://www.kongregate.com/games/GamesofCthulhu/the-necronomicon I played blackmail and they played blackmail and I quickly recovered because of that.