Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish page 67

Granted, but you get permabanned for hacking. I wish I could play as Oryx and enter Nexus and kill everyone there

Granted, but you die every time you enter. I wish Oryx’s realms were bigger

Granted, they are so big so it takes years even with maxed speed to get out of beach.
I wish for automatic-system for banning hackers so we dont get soulbound items…

Granted, but hackers eventually get past that anyway.
I wish the curse on ammies was removed.

Granted, the word “curse” is taken out of the description of the ammies but they still are the same exact thing
I wish for a class that shoots homing missles.

Granted, but they are the weakest class ever.
I wish for unlimited health.

Granted, but you now can’t attack. Ever.
I wish that more people understood what rick rolling and that I would always be able to tell if it’s a rick roll link

Granted, But you are Sax-rolled.

I wish for 100% Flat damage resistance.

Granted, but you caracter gets banned
I wish for Oryx to get a 10000000000+ shotgun

Granted, but the shot gun can only hit you, and it is a homing missle shotgun
I wish that I had good speakers that I could listen to so I can watch adventure time

Granted, but the Adventure Time plays in a foreign language.
I wish I knew what adventure time was.

granted, but when u realize how awesome it is and how much you’ve been missing out, you die of a heart attack
I wish that there were 30 hours in a day

Granted, but the alteration of having more hours in a day caused a mass extinction as plants and animals could not adapt to the instant change.
I wish for eternal solace.

Granted, but eternal solace was found in a sensory deprivation chamber and you go mad.
I wish my I could ride a dinosaur to school.

Originally posted by Kinokawa:

Granted, but eternal solace was found in a sensory deprivation chamber and you go mad.
I wish my I could ride a dinosaur to school.

granted, but it eats your best friend
i wish for…… every season of adventure time in great quality and in English ( or German! lol only other language i speak) and everything i need to watch all the episodes

kinokawa, is enernal solace a new item? what is eternal solace? what is a sensory deprivation chamber? new dung? lol im kidding but what r these phscycological things?

Originally posted by Kridem:

Originally posted by Kinokawa:

Granted, but eternal solace was found in a sensory deprivation chamber and you go mad.
I wish my I could ride a dinosaur to school.

granted, but it eats your best friend
i wish for…… every season of adventure time in great quality and in English ( or German! lol only other language i speak) and everything i need to watch all the episodes

Granted,but everyone talk in binary code.

I wish I will not die in game

Granted, but you die in real life.
I wish oryx dealt no damage.

Granted but he has infinite health.
I wish I could Nexus automatically if i am low on HP.

Granted, but you can’t log on
I wish for an overkill boss that does 500 HP a shot

Granted, but in a patch it gets downgraded to 1 HP a shot.
I wish that oryx shotgun did no damage.

granted, but he gets a new move that he can use once every 10 seconds, and it kills everyone in the chamber/wine cellar
I wish that there were good and funny memes in RotMG

Granted, but when you mention these memes 50 O2’s spawn and kill you instantly.
I wish you could kill Justin Bieber in rotmg.

Granted, but he sings ‘baby’ and kills everyone
I wish for a new dungeon

Originally posted by Flashdagger:

Granted, but he sings ‘baby’ and kills everyone
I wish for a new dungeon

Granted its called the cave of epic noobness where everything drops T0-T1 items and its for newbies, even easier than pirate cove.
I wish for my own stretch of godlands where i can farmfreely and alone, and the gods their have a higher drop rate of pots