What does this mean for me? You will always be able to play your favorite games on Kongregate. However, certain site features may suddenly stop working and leave you with a severely degraded experience.
What should I do? We strongly urge all our users to upgrade to modern browsers for a better experience and improved security.
We suggest you install the latest version of one of these browsers:
Kongregate is a community-driven browser games portal with an open platform for all web games.
Get your games in front of thousands of users while monetizing through ads and virtual goods.
Learn more »
a quote: Under rating threshold (hide) I just spent 120 WB on bronze packs (I joined elite) because of ElGeneral. Bad idea, I did not get any good cards, I would not suggest it. More cards do not equal better decks.
Freddie: “Hey Atlas why are you holding up a bmf rocket over your head?”
Atlas: “Dont you see my skill? It is strike 1”
Freddie: “You mean you actually chuck it with your bare hands?”
Freddie: “No wonder you cant even hit a fat ass pummeller”
One day Dalia is sunning herself on top of a bloodwall with only a devastator for protection, when she realises she is not alone. Yurich is attacking with a veritable legion of units (well 10). She surveys the battlefield and sees ten ominous flying spheres emanating a cyan light which when it strikes her makes her feel quite weak (which is ironic really). Under great torment she struggles over to the devastator and turns it on. Afterwards Dalia walks over to Yurich and says “ORBO they are expensive they really are just balls”.
> *Originally posted by **[BenchBreaker](/forums/65/topics/196310?page=1#posts-4249034):***
> Freddie: “Hey Atlas why are you holding up a bmf rocket over your head?”
> Atlas: “Dont you see my skill? It is strike 1”
> Freddie: “You mean you actually chuck it with your bare hands?”
> Atlas: “Yeah?”
> Freddie: “No wonder you cant even hit a fat ass pummeller”
Vyander, a few Azure Reapers and Sustainers walk into a bar without a bar counter. They ask the bar keep, “Hey were’s the counter?”
He says, “there is none.”
Atlas walks into a bar grabs someones drink, shouts, “STRIKE ONE BITCHES!!” throws it at the bar keep and walks out.
A guy is playing missions (like a BOSS) and realizes his energy bar is nearly depleted, so he starts thinking what can he do to recharge it, when he (suddenly) sees a energy refill button.
What was writen in the button?
10 WB for energy refill
> *Originally posted by **[Boondocksaint07](/forums/65/topics/196310?page=1#posts-4250219):***
> Vyander, a few Azure Reapers and Sustainers walk into a bar without a bar counter. They ask the bar keep, “Hey were’s the counter?”
> He says, “there is none.”
> Atlas walks into a bar grabs someones drink, shouts, “STRIKE ONE BITCHES!!” throws it at the bar keep and walks out.
2 xeno maulers walk into a bar.
the first says “RAhahhaAHhAHAAAAAH”
to which the second one says “rahhhaahhhaAH rahhr”
to which the first responds “RAAAAAAhRAHRAR”
when all of a sudden a third xeno mauler come up and says “raaahaH hissHARAR”
it’d be funnier if you spoke xeno
A Dozer Tank captain is on the battlefield along with his crew of 3 people : the Driver, the Mechanic and a Telecommunications Specialist.
TS : Damn, contact lost with our last remaining forces, we are completely alone now..
Driver : Holy crap, those 2 Tridents caught up to us, can’t lose them! And now, there is a Fighter Jet and a Fortifier blocking us the way out! Captain? What should we do?
(At that time, the battle-scarred captain gets up from his position on the back of the Dozer Tank with a big, burning cigar on his mouth and walks to the front where his crew currently is.)
Driver : Captain! What do we do now?!
Captain : Shut up! John! (the Mechanic) press that button!
Mechanic : What button?!
Captain : Press that damn R.A.T.T. button!!
Mechanic : Yes sir! (\<- presses the R.A.T.T. button) Sir? what does this button do? It wasn’t ever on the construction mannual and I always wondered what it does.
Captain : You’ll see.. (\<- wicked smile) Now, Driver! drive straight on to this Fortifier and Fighter Jet and stop the tank directly in front of them!
Driver : Ok captain… (few seconds later Dozer Tank stops directly in front of the Fortifier and the Fighter Jet).
Captain : Now watch this!
(The following dialogue is packed up for the sake of space)
Mechanic : Fortifier opened fire on us!
Captain : Regenerate.
Mechanic : ??? Fortifier flurried itself for another round of…
Captain : Regenerate!
Mechanic : Trident strikes us from the rear!
Captain : Regenerate!!
Mechanic : Fighter Jet threw it’s missil…
Captain : Regenerate!!!
Mechanic : Sir we can’t do..
Captain : Regenerate!!!!
Driver : Captain, I…
Captain : Regenerate!!!!!
Driver : But, sir…
Captain : Regenerate!!!!!!
TS : Incoming trans…
Captain : Regenerate! Regenerate! Regenerate! Regenerate! REGENERATE! oh… sorry what’s that Mike? (Telecommunications Specialist)
TS : It’s from the Imperial Commander sir.
Captain : What do they say?
TS : They say “Go %$#! yourselves you stupid $#`$`#!” sir!
(This is dedicated to all players that get really annoyed with a Regenerate-frenzy Dozer Tank, like myself).
(end of log)