The Imperial Propagandist – Issue #2
Solace’s Only News Source
CHAOS LIVES UP TO THEIR NAME!
In a move that stunned political observers in the halls of Windward, CHAOS announced today they were abandoning their control of the regions of DarkIsle and Bull March, among others. Chancellor MatGB insists this is a mere clerical error and has nothing to do with the devestating defeat CHAOS suffered in nearby DragonSpire at the hands of PWNED or the long supply lines between those regions and their strongholds in Angel Vale. Citizens of DarkIsle and Bull March are encouraged to organize milita for their defense in case they suffer invasion from the Butchers of Dragonspire. [More on the Imperial Changes]
ELVES DEVELOP STONEGATING!
Scholars at the Academy Antiwiki stunned Solace when they announced proof that elves have developed the art of Stonegating. Zodeseeker the Elf Whipped recently suffered a horrible loss at the hands of the elves, who (among other loot) took one of the Overlord’s Vigilant Guard Houses. Seeking to escape their fury, he invoked the expensive magic to move his lair instantly to another region … only to find the elves continuing to attack him from the prior region, motivated by the quality of the loot Zodeseeker took with him. Overlords are advised to take caution!
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ZERG!
During the Great WindWard War, the war criminal NoGoodDeed fled to the frontier lands of Bull March before finally being exterminated. Even in death, NoGoodDeed retains his #10 position on the leaderboards. However, scholars of Academy Antiwiki report that NoGoodDeed’s holdings in Bull March were never raided and recovered. Somewhere in that region, amazing treasures lie abandoned in dungeons guarded only by traps … waiting for a brave young Overlord to help herself to them. The Imperial Propagandist would like to interview those lucky Overlords to hear their story!
KABOOMBA’S OGRE SHRUGGED
In response to last issue’s piece on Solace’s new millionares, Kaboomba wrote: “Only when individual overlords are empowered enough to succeed and fail on their own merits, will Solacian society be able to recover its dynamism and resourcefulness, the very qualities that once made Solace great.” Expect no coddling from Kaboomba, Overlords! BACK TO WORK!