[Wasteland Empires] Caption Contest!

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Our challenge to you is to give us the funniest caption for the below image… the TOP 3 entries win 100 Gold each!

This Challenge will run until March 5th! Best of luck!

 
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The men in the tower: “Stop moving us!”, “I’m getting sea-sick!”, “Oh god, this player has no clue what he is doing”
The Boss: “And then I was like… CHECKMATE!”

 
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The men in the tower: “Is it only me or is this tower a bit skewed?”
The Architect: “And they think just because my right eye is blinded, I can’t design good and strong towers!”

 
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The end is near, everythig is gone……black…, damn my binocoulars are cracked!

 
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The men in the tower: “I wonder where he is moving us this time”
The boss: “THE GOD DAMN WELL IS ON MY WAY!!!!!”

 
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“So the only reason why we’re being moved is because we shot a small, harmless stone in his eye…?”

 
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OK guys, bad news! It seems that some sort of “automated sniping machine” will replace this man-powered slingshot tower. Maybe we’ll find work as Rubble Scavengers, I hear the hours are tough, but the pay is good.

 
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God’s hand strikes again!

couse only God could lean the tower to the left and the real tower lean’s to the right side…

 
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With a stereotype designer’s voice: “OK, sooo, your base is pretty cute sweetie, but these pointy things have to go. OMG! They are soooooooo last season!!? Oh? This eye-patch thingie? Don’t worry about it hun, it’s just for looks, thank you for noticing, pluss… I guess it matches my scarf, hihi!
Colonists on the tower: “Dafuq is he talking about?!!?

 
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“Hey, boss! Night time is coming and Cowboy here can already see your enemies approaching. You might wanna rearrange these towers before you go to bed!”

 
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The men on the tower: “I wonder what god looks like”, “Looking at the state of this world he’s propably some half-blind poor bugger playing with toys!”, “Haha, good one Joe!”

 
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Cowboy hat-wearing, binoculars using guy: “Hey girls…, Chief… You might wanna grab on to something, it looks like we’re being moved… again!

 
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Girl on the tower’s side: “Has anyone here ever seen a Tier 10 Stone Tower?
Girl on the left: thinks to herselfGawd, here she goes again!…
Indian-looking guy standing: “I have seen them many times… during my Ayoaska visions… They are… impressive!
Cowboy: “Well, I keep lookin’. But I’ll be darned if I’ll ever see one… I’ll eat this hat like a piece of my gramma’s famous mutant tooth pie!!

 
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Guy on tower: Why are we still standing here?
Girl: Captain’s orders. All towers must be manned at all times, even when under construction, a hurricane, or like now, being moved around.
Guy on Tower: (censored)
Captain: On 2nd thought, that tower shall go…here. Hope mutants don’t attack now.
(cue mutant attack)

 
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Considering that the second picture from top to bottom is from the screen that tells you have just won a clan battle, here it goes:

The player: “Clan Battles are easy, man! Just place 5 of these stone towers around the Command Post and you’ll win for sure!!!
Cowboy hat guy: “Duck people!! Bowmen are coming… This noob just lost another battle…..starstarstarstar!

 
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Thanks everyone :D Selecting winners now!

 
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Winners:

1. Cevaul – With a stereotype designer’s voice: “OK, sooo, your base is pretty cute sweetie, but these pointy things have to go. OMG! They are soooooooo last season!!? Oh? This eye-patch thingie? Don’t worry about it hun, it’s just for looks, thank you for noticing, pluss… I guess it matches my scarf, hihi!”
Colonists on the tower: “Dafuq is he talking about?!!?”

2. Marine851 – Guy on tower: Why are we still standing here?
Girl: Captain’s orders. All towers must be manned at all times, even when under construction, a hurricane, or like now, being moved around.
Guy on Tower: (censored)
Captain: On 2nd thought, that tower shall go…here. Hope mutants don’t attack now.
(cue mutant attack)

3. AleisterB The men in the tower: “Stop moving us!”, “I’m getting sea-sick!”, “Oh god, this player has no clue what he is doing”
The Boss: “And then I was like… CHECKMATE!”

Thanks all!

 
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Congrats everyone.

 
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How do I get my gold?

 
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You need to submit a “ticket” or more like a bug report: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/247-wasteland-empires/topics/314079-how-to-submit-a-ticket-to-the-crowdstar-support-site

Pick any reason for it, add your ID number, say hello and tell them you’ve won.

 
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Activate my trap cards. I summon EXODIA!
~ ugh, my blue eyes white dragon.

 
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Hopefully you managed to send a ticket through, if you had, I added your gold :)