[Mud and Blood 2] game rules revealed

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I got a bit fed up and just wanted to rant a bit. Take this as half rant and half joke.

Game rule #1: Trenches and grenades are opposites- they attract.
Game rule #2: Enemies can’t throw grenades less than 25 yards away.
Game rule #3: Supply drops are carried out by flight school drop-outs.
Game rule #4; Panzershrecks always hit.
Game rule #5: Bazookas always miss.
Game rule #6: The French always miss.
Game rule #7: German artillery is always spot-on.
Game rule #8: Friendly artillery always hits… you.
Game rule #9: Getting run over by a jeep doesn’t hurt.
Game rule #10: Anti-tank guns can turn 90 degrees on the spot.

Got any more?

 
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Game rule #11: Enemy mortars never run out of morale
Game rule #12: Your mortars will run away the moment one single soldier on your side dies
Game rule #13: American Tanks and German bazookas have a magnetic relationship
Game rule #14: Enemy mortars have 2X the health of other infantry
Game rule #15: Enemy mortars are very experienced dodgers
Game rule #16: Panzergrenadiers do appear at the absolute worst possible time
Game rule #17: Bazooka EXP caps at 10
Game rule #18: Bazookas are no different at 70 Rifle than 15 Rifle. (this one is actually true, I had a 70+ rifle bazooka and it was as inaccurate as any other)
Game rule #19: When the enemy is too far away, Spec Ops will throw their grenades. When the enemy is within grenade range, Spec Ops will shoot
Game rule #20: The moment you upgrade any soldier, their chances of being killed increase by 300% for the next 10 waves.

 
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Game rule #21: Your men take three hours to get a crate.
Game rule #22: The germans take 3 seconds.
Game rule #23: The m3 sucks
Game rule #24: the german pak kicks *.
Game rule #25: Grenades never land in the right place.
Game rule #26: Stalhandgrenades ALWAYS hit dead on.
Game rule #27: Your men never listen… That gets them killed.
Game rule #28: allies get at most 4 hits with arty…
Game rule #29: Germans get 8… Always
Game rule #30: If your guy catches fire he runs STRAIGHT for the bunker… The full one.

Keep it going.

 
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Game rule #31: Your spec ops never throws grenades unless your guys are infront.

 
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Game rule #32: The enemy always know how to kill you.

 
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Game rule #33: The signaller that has to cancel the airstrike always has a stutter and a penchant for smalltalk
Game rule #34 Your boss hates you as soon as you call a sitrep
Game rule #35 The French can’t do sabotage
Game rule #36 The Nazi’s have promised a months hot rations to the soldier that takes out your 10 TP HQ tent
Game rule #37 Santa only shows up on the coat tails of a Panzer blitz wave
Game rule #38 Hasty defence always throws up three of The French and an officer with 1 maral and 3 rifle.
Game rule #39 Dont mention the war!

 
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Game rule #40: Enemy mortars are actually invisible to your troops, which is why they never seem to die
Game rule #41: Your mortars are dressed in bright orange suits and carry a sign that reads “Shoot me!”
Game rule #42: If one of your soldiers is injured, the odds of them being hit again increase by 200%.
Game rule #43: Your mortars will generally prefer to run away rather than do anything.
Game rule #44: When sent out to grab a crate, officers are 200% more likely to shoot at enemies.
Game rule #45: When sent out to grab a crate, officers take 200% longer to aim before shooting.
Game rule #46: Snipers do not perform well under pressure.
Game rule #47: The more urgent an airstrike, the longer it takes to get there.
Game rule #48: If you dare to buy a tank, the enemy will always have bazookas waiting for you for the next 10 waves.

 
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Game rule #49 If u are lucky in a wave, u will be unlucky the next wave…

 
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50 your best unit will get killed

 
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Game rule #51 The germans are always ready with a counter to your attacks.

 
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Game rule #52 The german unit you EXACTLY don´t want to figth always come the next wave.

 
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Game rule #53: If things are going well and you have an awesome squad, don’t be surprised if the Germans attack with 3 M3 cannons, 3 nebelwerfers, and a tank in one wave and kill your whole squad

 
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game rule 54# if you buy a zooka then the enemy will send less vehicles your way. If you buy a tank then the enemy will send more zookas and other explosives your way etc…

game rule 55# you’re gonna die no matter what you do

 
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rule 56: on your first game you will always get a tank within the first 10 waves

 
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rule 57: If you can get to the crate, it isn’t worth getting
rule 58: half of the officer commands have no apparent effect
rule 59: your soldier is more likely to die if he has 200hp than if he has 10
rule 60: the guys in the jeep are asleep
rule 61: concertina wire does nothing, unless your soldiers try to go across it
rule 62: yes, he is dead (think about it, you know what I mean)

 
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Game Rule 63: after aiming, your unit MUST shoot even if the ennemy unit is dead

 
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Game rule #64. Tigers LOVE to come at wave 1.

 
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Game rule #65: Upgrade your most experienced spec op to hero status and a BAR machine gun…….you know what comes next!

 
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Game rule #66: Your Men Imoralize As Soon As There Friend Dies
Game rule #67: Secret German Assassins Love To Pop Up In The Middle Of Bunkers
Game rule #68: Safest Spot For Your Men On A Enemy Tank Is…. On It
Game rule #69: The Mortar Shell Always Hits Your Best Man
Game rule #70: Boxes Are For The Germans, Thats Why They Always Land On There Side

 
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Game rule #71: Radar seems to attract more airstrikes

 
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Game rule #72 if you build an hq tent it screams to the germans to call an airstrike

 
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game rule #73 Your air strikes always land on your side, more specifically, your troops.

 
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game rule # 74 rocket troops alwase aim for the germans, too bad your troops are in the way.
game rule #75 death is inevitable, accept it
game rule #76 if you order paratroopers, there will be a 5 hour period between the time they hit the ground, and the time it takes for them to stop crying and get up.

 
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Game rule #77 Pak 48s always hit your largest group of units, and they all will die.

 
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Game rule #78 Enemy arty always hits on the lower screen…Unless your best man is on the top side.