A story of Mario and C. Falcon

Captain Falcon was in a race. Then he saw Mario in the racer next to him. He asked from Mario:
“What the fuck are you doing here?”.
“I ask same thing from you.” Mario said. Then race begin. Captain Falcon win the race and Mario was last. Then Mario died mystically. Captain Falcon killed himself. And murderer was Wario, Mario’s evil cousin.

good story :[)

Phail. Should be in the Off-Topic section.

WTF gay story becuz mario died and wtf its off topic dombo

Originally posted by mariopwnsall:

WTF gay story becuz mario died and wtf its off topic dombo

Bumper. And yeah, the Wario and Mario trick – M and W. Upside down.

Originally posted by SAL37:

Captain Falcon was in a race. Then he saw Mario in the racer next to him. He asked from Mario:

“What the fuck are you doing here?”.

“I ask same thing from you.” Mario said. Then race begin. Captain Falcon win the race and Mario was last. Then Mario died mystically. Captain Falcon wins the champion cup which was worth $100,000. And the mario murderer was Wario, Mario’s evil cousin.

THE END

Here’s a beta story. The old one sucks very bad.

Originally posted by SAL37:

Originally posted by SAL37:

Captain Falcon was in a race. Then he saw Mario in the racer next to him. He asked from Mario:


“What the fuck are you doing here?”.


“I ask same thing from you.” Mario said. Then race begin. Captain Falcon win the race and Mario was last. Then Mario died mystically. Captain Falcon wins the champion cup which was worth $100,000. And the mario murderer was Wario, Mario’s evil cousin.

THE END

Here’s a beta story. The old one sucks very bad.

I like this one. =3 (And yeah… this is an Off-Topic post.)

how is this in multiplayer? and no Wario didnt kill mario chuck norris did but then leroy jenkins came took Captain Falcons trophy the end :]