[Alliance] Twisted Identity page 5

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Hey, guess what? We’re recruiting again! Huzzah! (crowd roars)(fireworks exploding)(world peace breaks out… okay, maybe not that last one…)

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!

 
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Originally posted by CrappyNick:

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world

Except for me. I’m the reason why you need to get up at 3 in the morning, curse loudly, fire the engines on your Spaceship and go out to fight a bunch of Kalaxian Henchmen dressed in Care Bear costumes trying to take over Starbucks… IN SPACE!!!

…Yeah, yeah, I know, that makes it 5 times already this week. It’s not my fault mate, they just don’t make smart and reliable Henchemen like they used to. Do you know how much credits I’ve spent with marksmanship training for them? And after all that they still can’t hit a goddamned target that’s standing right in front of them! I would ask Noir to help me out on this, but last time I opened my mouth to talk to him I woke up 5 days later in a hospital bed with my last memory being a black boot connecting with my face. Who does he think he is? I’m the money that makes the word of our glorious blue eyed leader spread across the galaxies!

But I digress… Foolish Captains, your resistance is futile! Nothing shall stand between me and my Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccinos! Muah ah ah ah! I shall rule the Universe Space Starbucks with an iron fist! HAIL KALAXIA!

(Disclaimer: For the Universe’s safety, NEVER cut off the Alliance water supply. Remember there’s no life on earth without water. Because without water, there would be no coffee. And without coffee, I would kill you all.)

 
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Apparently, the weekly bump has somehow become a monthly bump. Obviously, someone is slacking off! Well, the offender will be punished very severely, I assure you!…. Oh, waitaminnit… (sneaks away while no one is looking…)

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!



 
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i need friends im silly

 
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I herd this place is kewl

 
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I just sent an application. My LoTS name is in it. I might use it in some other games too.

 
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just sent an application

 
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Hey, it’s World Ocean Day! Go hug your favorite Piscarian! And while you’re at it, join our alliance! :)

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list<


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!


 
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w00t! It’s Nude Recreation Week! Everybody get nekkid! And while you’re at it, join our alliance! :)

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!


 
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I need my dose of nekkidness or I will annihilate this “Twisted IDentity” thing with my superior DOOMSDAY DEVICE OF DOOOOOM!

Anyway, join us or else

 
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Hey, it’s National Polka Day! So, grab your accordion and head on over to Twisted IDentity!

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!


 
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Twisted Identity: More than just an alliance. A family.

(I’m the weird cousin living in a foreign country that comes back home for Christmas and bring strange presents that no one really likes or wants, but no one has the courage to refuse. Avoid making eye contact with me. Consider yourself warned).

 
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Hello. This is not a double post, for I am Future Setirb. I come from a timeline that is on verge of being erased from continuity forever due to unspeakable acts I shall not mention.

I need you. The future needs you. Yes, you who are reading this post. You need to join Twisted Identity and save your future. My present. Do no question this. Our reality is in your hands.

Godspeed.

(In any case a certain person, that is already a member of Twisted Identity, is readying this please buy more coffee before you come to the HQ, we will run out in approximately 2 hours. Also don’t go on vacation to that place it. Yes, that place you wanted to go for almost 5 years now. Go to Bali instead. Trust me on this one, I don’t want to spend 2 months helping you recover from the nervous breakdown that trip brought you, again.)

 
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In honour of Be Late For Something Day, I will be posting the weekly bump exactly three weeks late. Huzzah! By the way…

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!


 
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Join Twisted IDentity and come rip the rewards of the brand new Alliance raid!

 
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Hey, it’s Cat Day! Meow meow meow! Meow! (Translation: Join our alliance! Huzzah!)

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!


 
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Operations are live! And Twisted Identity is reaping the rewards! Awesome ships. Amazing crew. Top Notch officers! And we are cruising it with ease!

Want to help out and get some of the best items in the game? Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab! Join today!

 
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I just found out that it’s Universal Children’s Day! I don’t know who these “Universal Children” are, but I’m pretty sure that they want you to join our Alliance!

p.s. Huzzah!

Twisted IDentity has…

1) Friendly, helpful people from all over the world
2) All alliance raids going non-stop (and any general raid that you might want, too)
3) Members forum and private raid list


Sound like an alliance that you want to be a part of?

Then, search for “Twisted IDentity” in the LoTS Alliance tab!