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Day 65 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( honor guard’s comment after raiding Caracella..)

“Knowledge is power, so if battling some ancient relics from the past teaches us something…I’m fine with it..but I rather have their loot..”

4 spots open atm…:)

Day 66 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

Every 66th day of playing, any guard is allowed not to complete somth

Day 67 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

Preparing for WR….no time to post something remotely readable here….sorry…

( 2 spots open btw…:) )

any plans on how defeat the giant dragon of the spheres? my guilds considering throwing cubes at it… wish us luck!

Originally posted by 18eities:

any plans on how defeat the giant dragon of the spheres? my guilds considering throwing cubes at it… wish us luck!

Should I remind you how throwing rocks at the giant paper dragon saved us from a certain dead? Also the cubes were on sale… so I had to buy them.

We usually poke at spheres with cues, not sure if it will work…

I favor a mixture of Justin Beber CDs and badly written fanfiction for my poisonous mixture…anyone else planning on coating your blades in various poisons before battle?

Day 1 of the Krygg WR:

Commander, what the H*** is this thing doing!

Good tactics for attacking a city, sergeant…He’s trying to make a volcano just outside the citywalls first…

Happy Hunting Guards :)

Originally posted by Goontra:

Day 1 of the Krygg WR:

Commander, what the H*** is this thing doing!

Good tactics for attacking a city, sergeant…He’s trying to make a volcano just outside the citywalls first…

Happy Hunting Guards :)

Wow, this is one of the most unfunny posts I have ever seen in my life.

Originally posted by Leothyr:

Originally posted by Goontra:

Day 1 of the Krygg WR:

Commander, what the H*** is this thing doing!

Good tactics for attacking a city, sergeant…He’s trying to make a volcano just outside the citywalls first…

Happy Hunting Guards :)

Wow, this is one of the most unfunny posts I have ever seen in my life.

To master the art of beeing unfunny is one of the well kept secrets in the Honor guard guild…:P

Have you ever posted anything funny Leo…or are you just bitter other players do…

4 spots open for players who don’t care….

Day 68 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

What about that serpent clan, Commander? Will they join our ranks?

Ofcourse they will :)

Day 69 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

Alice?

Just blow some pepper in her nose and she will pick her brains out all by herself with those oversized nails…

Ehw…

Day 70 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

We practiced changing equipment and legions, commander.. any news on the forthcomming WR?

Nope, sergeant…Order everyone to get some rest…We’ll hit WR full force tomorrow…

RG

Day 71 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

We’re just a bunch of frill-seekers…

Happy-hunting guards :)

Day 72 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

K, the smithies made a really big fishing hook, the elves helped with making unbreakable thread, we attached it to the biggest fishing pole ever made… and pierced some semi-alive wexxa-worms to the hook…now what, commander?

Lower the hooked-worms into the swamp, sergeant.. I want to lure something to the surface….

:D

Day 73 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

K, COMMANDER, WE LURED SOMETHING TO THE SURFACE NOW….HE SPITTED SOME ACID ON US AND HALF OF OUR TROOPS DISSOLVED!!!!

Don’t panic sergeant…tell the remaining half to duck….

50 spots open in the Honor Guard…:P

( Nah…just kidding…we’re full atm… :) )

Day 74 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

…….ehrm…..com…..

….Shhht sergeant……

….Wtf…..Commander?…

( ssssht…trieing to find the weak spot on this NM N’rlux…so I can 1stam kill it…

( k….you…want…me.. to…find …some….more…guards,,,,???)

( go ahead sarge……we got 2 spots….open…Now withdraw….and pray….I find …Nr’lux’s…weak spot )

……..

Dang, 1 stamming N’rlux failed again :P, But we do have 2 spots open in the honor guard :) !!!!

Aplie if you dare :) All lvl’s are welcome

Day 75 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

…dammit Commander…3 of our Guards looted enough on that last WR/RS, (or was it called a SETFTWWTH ( Semi-expected-thing-for-the-whole-world-to-hit)), and went of to buy an Island in the tropical regions…

They will miss the big fight next week sarge..Who cares about Islands, when there’s 1000 suns with planets around it for sale…

Boost your equip for Echidna Guards! Big fight coming up!

3 spots open in the honor guard, get in while you can… :)

Regards, Goontra

Day 76 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

Blegh, Commander…clipping toenails of a dragon isnt why I joined the Honor Guard…

Let’s see if you can clip a toenail of the Echidna tomorrow, sarge…

Polish your swords!
Shine your shileds!
Wear slurry equip..
So Echidna will yield!

We will hit WR with all our might tomorrow…

We will start recruiting again after WR ends…

Just keep us in mind…

G,

Day 77 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( message from a sergerant on a blood stained parchment to commander Goon…)

“Battle report sir! ( from sarge if you remember me…)

The Bucket Brigades are doing a great job at putting out the fires..the ones that don’t get burned to a crisp kill all the fires echidna starts..
The besiegers legions are still trieing to get ladders up on Echidna’s flank, so the experts from Bebl can look for a weak spot..
The Wyrmslayers planned a full assault on Echidna’s tail…Don’t know if it succeeded yet, but some soldiers saw some wyrmslayers high up it the air…so I guess not…

We sure could use those Echidna specialists over here commander, you still need them for PvP?

Regards, Sarge…"

Day 78 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

K, we took out Donatello, Leonardo, and Michelangelo…Raphael..he escaped through the window…We’ll hunt him down with the dogs…

Tell coockie to put some extra garlic in the tortoise-soup tonight, sarge..

1 spot open for a brave new Honor Guard :)

can I how do I join?

Originally posted by jsara9:

can I how do I join?

Affraid we’re filled up again…:(

let me know when you have a free spot

Day 79 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

50 shades of grey event in the HG!

First guard to get 50 shade-drops on our N’rluxxes will get …ehrm…

Respect, and a postcard from Goon :D

( 1 spot open, jsara pm me if you didn’t get in..)

RG