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avatar for denamo denamo 11300 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm an attention whore

I give those magnificent creatures attention in return for attention.

 
avatar for denamo denamo 11300 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe this OTer

A confused person with mood swings, who spends most of his “free” time there to escape from reality.

 
avatar for necrobestiality necrobestiality 967 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Hello fellow humans, what are you doing for valentines day?

Possibly taking an AP bio test.

 
avatar for Provis Provis 1720 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Hello fellow humans, what are you doing for valentines day?

I’m going to go to Wal-Mart and buy all of the honey
Then, I will go to the park with my honey and pour honey on the crows
I guess

 
avatar for tHErofLwaffLe tHErofLwaffLe 4823 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

This one game, Badge Master, allows you to change your background skin for the game. Someone made a Zecora skin for it.
Just thought it was needed to be posted here.

 
avatar for CrowbarOfJustice CrowbarOfJus... 3378 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / ASCII Art Thread

Originally posted by IAmOT:
Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:
Originally posted by Deadrights:

why did my post get removed yet mrsalvador’s is still there

no nipples

No nipples you say? That’s stupid! I’ll post some sweet nipples.

o o

terrible nipples
the equivalent to a penis on Shin Chan
exactly why they don’t sensor it, it is so bad it doesn’t need to be.
not trashing Shin Chan, good looks doesn’t make a good show.

 
avatar for SpearDudezor SpearDudezor 15690 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Submit that to EqD, that’s legendary tag material my fellow brony.

I know right
But I don’t know if they want another Spiderses

 
avatar for speedy250 speedy250 2715 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Everywhere I go

 
avatar for buggieboy buggieboy 218 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by buggieboy:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by buggieboy:

Anyone read shitfics for fun? I personally love reading them just to have a laugh.

Like this one

This one nearly made me die from laughter

Shitfics? Is that like horrible troll pasta?

It’s basically people trying to write fics that have NO idea how to write. Grammar is terrible, spelling is atrocious, storyline is lacking, plotholes are evident in everything. In other words: Laugh at them ’cause they suck.

oh yeah, like horrible troll pasta
wonderful

maybe you’ll enjoy my shitfic that I wrote months ago
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ySOsEDlzF1_mwKObkI9B_1NN2etdtjNSeKj46b54hDM/edit

Except the grammar and spelling are truly masterful

Submit that to EqD, that’s legendary tag material my fellow brony.

 
avatar for Frenzy16 Frenzy16 22 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Everywhere I go

Nobody is mirin.
This is mirin. Look at Gary Coleman mirin.

 
avatar for necrobestiality necrobestiality 967 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm an attention whore

fuck em and leave em.

 
avatar for Zachary_Greene Zachary_Greene 6921 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / So OT...

Never said it wasn’t a fact, just saying it makes you seem like a dick.

Oh the irony.

Those are the exact same thing. In the OP it specifically says, “And what style of typing do you use?” You failed to list yours. “All Fingers…” You failed to list that.

I listed I use my index fingers only.

And I quote,

78 Words per minute 0 wrong words.
With only my index fingers, only if I had my old keyboard…

everything followed to the tip, delicious how you are shoving you foot up your ass.

I did say how fast I typed, bro.

You said nothing before you typed that, therefor once again invalid.

Not seeing how this is related, but sure. You can have that.

It shows you how that isn’t really bragging, considering that is nothing compared to most people that I’ve seen use it at least. (Before this thread of course)

Who is my main, then? Last time I checked it was this acc.

Well I guess you just don’t like talking to people besides being a jackass.


EDIT:

Delicious!

He ran away before I had time to respond.

 
avatar for speedy250 speedy250 2715 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm an attention whore

poops on TerribleToaster

 
avatar for IAmOT IAmOT 516 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / ASCII Art Thread

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:
Originally posted by Deadrights:

why did my post get removed yet mrsalvador’s is still there

no nipples

No nipples you say? That’s stupid! I’ll post some sweet nipples.

o o

 
avatar for SpearDudezor SpearDudezor 15690 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by buggieboy:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by buggieboy:

Anyone read shitfics for fun? I personally love reading them just to have a laugh.

Like this one

This one nearly made me die from laughter

Shitfics? Is that like horrible troll pasta?

It’s basically people trying to write fics that have NO idea how to write. Grammar is terrible, spelling is atrocious, storyline is lacking, plotholes are evident in everything. In other words: Laugh at them ’cause they suck.

oh yeah, like horrible troll pasta
wonderful

maybe you’ll enjoy my shitfic that I wrote months ago
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ySOsEDlzF1_mwKObkI9B_1NN2etdtjNSeKj46b54hDM/edit

Except the grammar and spelling are truly masterful

 
avatar for necrobestiality necrobestiality 967 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Everywhere I go

I’m too distracted by cutie Joe <3

 
avatar for CrowbarOfJustice CrowbarOfJus... 3378 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / ASCII Art Thread

Originally posted by Deadrights:

why did my post get removed yet mrsalvador’s is still there

no nipples

 
avatar for SpearDudezor SpearDudezor 15690 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Hello fellow humans, what are you doing for valentines day?

Originally posted by IAmOT:
Originally posted by VanHalen1:
Originally posted by OTFiend:
Originally posted by VanHalen1:

I’m going to get drunk.

B-b-b-but that’s bad for an undeveloped mind! Wait until you are 21.

Getting drunk once in a while won’t hurt. Last time I got drunk was on New Years Eve.

That’s still illegal, y’know.

But who goes to give a shit :D

 
avatar for SFJFanfics SFJFanfics 4 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Everywhere I go

Whore.

 
avatar for speedy250 speedy250 2715 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / So OT...

I’m not fucking fishing for compliments. I really think I’m doing bad. I usually get higher but today I’m just sinking.

Originally posted by Tomatoman:
Originally posted by speedy250:

FFFUUUUU
I tried again trying not to make any mistakes. I didn’t see any but when I finished. 1 Mistake
And 135 wpm? I suck. I’m ashamed.

Holy fucking shit, do you want me to say it? You type fast. You got 69 out of 80732. You are good. Christ, now will you stop fishing for compliments?

Anyways, fun discussion Greene. Off to watch TV.

 
avatar for Zamin__inc Zamin__inc 183 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Everywhere I go

People are mirin

 
avatar for buggieboy buggieboy 218 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by GHXpert59:
Originally posted by buggieboy:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by buggieboy:

Anyone read shitfics for fun? I personally love reading them just to have a laugh.

Like this one

This one nearly made me die from laughter

Shitfics? Is that like horrible troll pasta?

It’s basically people trying to write fics that have NO idea how to write. Grammar is terrible, spelling is atrocious, storyline is lacking, plotholes are evident in everything. In other words: Laugh at them ’cause they suck.

I read the second one. The story is normal until they start molesting the balloon. ._.

I died at that part. Applejack x Balloon is my OTP, especially with that wet hole and all, and Fluttershy there just… watching being aroused and all. xD Also, did you not find that one part with Rainbow Dash talking with Gilda badly written? X said to Y, followed by Y said to X, followed by X said to Y, followed by Y said to X. They really need to learn more speaking terms.

 
avatar for Tomatoman Tomatoman 1006 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / So OT...

Originally posted by speedy250:

FFFUUUUU
I tried again trying not to make any mistakes. I didn’t see any but when I finished. 1 Mistake
And 135 wpm? I suck. I’m ashamed.

Holy fucking shit, do you want me to say it? You type fast. You got 69 out of 80732. You are good. Christ, now will you stop fishing for compliments?

Anyways, fun discussion Greene. Off to watch TV.

 
avatar for im_so_sweet im_so_sweet 114 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / Hello fellow humans, what are you doing for valentines day?

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

Hide in my room, what else would I do?

same here.

 
avatar for IAmOT IAmOT 516 posts
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Topic: Off-topic / ASCII Art Thread

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