chrismickzilla
11 posts
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anything about chuck norris.
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razy
530 posts
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Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
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Jabor
11356 posts
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When Chuck gives you the finger, he’s showing you visually how many seconds you have left to live.
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Bob5163
19 posts
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Chuck Norris can watch an hour of TV in 5 minutes.
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Parappa20
463 posts
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cosmo200100
705 posts
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PlatinumIce
3900 posts
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Some people pee their name into snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
When Chuck Norris gets in the water, Chuck doesn’t get wet, the water get’s chuck.
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hiperson134
3126 posts
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Gary Roberts > Chuck Norris
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boblukebob
1138 posts
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why not…
There is no chin under chuck norris’s beard. Just another fist.
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Bob5163
19 posts
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip!!!
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
PS Sorry i posted so many just got bored…..
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kirbyviper93
755 posts
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Chuck Norris once went back in time to prevent the assassination of John F. Kennedy. When Oswald fired the bullets, Chuck deflected them with his beard. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Zigma
1574 posts
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Chuck Norris sux!
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Pyramat2584
146 posts
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Chuck Norris sux!
D: Chuck Norris doesn’t blend in a blendtec blender…
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Pyramat2584
146 posts
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There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. XD
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sabercow
3381 posts
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every night before the BOOGYMAN goes to sleep he checks his closet for CHUCK NORRIS
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CDRF
85 posts
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Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, but of course he doesn’t cry. :(
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TheCrom
319 posts
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It takes 12 muscles to make Chuck Norris frown. He only needs 2 to tear down an orphanage.
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SirKoolAid
558 posts
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The automobile was invented to outrun Chuck Norris. Not wanting to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the Automobile Accident.
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Zigma
1574 posts
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every night before the BOOGYMAN goes to sleep he checks his closet for CHUCK NORRIS
I heard that before
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dalamplighter
231 posts
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Guys, just search Chuck Norris, and you ’ll get an awesome list.
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chiuy1
654 posts
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he is ok but is not the best in the world… he hasnt done too much. tipical “………” i dont know if i should finish the sentence in here….
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chrismickzilla
11 posts
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TheBSG
5034 posts
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Chuck Norris jokes are failed The Rock jokes. Calibri is far superior.
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arcaneCoder
2354 posts
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