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anything about chuck norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
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When Chuck gives you the finger, he’s showing you visually how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can watch an hour of TV in 5 minutes.
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Some people pee their name into snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
When Chuck Norris gets in the water, Chuck doesn’t get wet, the water get’s chuck.
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Gary Roberts \> Chuck Norris
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why not…
There is no chin under chuck norris’s beard. Just another fist.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip!!!
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
PS Sorry i posted so many just got bored…..
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Chuck Norris once went back in time to prevent the assassination of John F. Kennedy. When Oswald fired the bullets, Chuck deflected them with his beard. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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> Chuck Norris sux!
D: Chuck Norris doesn’t blend in a blendtec blender…
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There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. XD
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every night before the **BOOGYMAN** goes to sleep he checks his closet for **CHUCK NORRIS**
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Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, but of course he doesn’t cry. :(
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It takes 12 muscles to make Chuck Norris frown. He only needs 2 to tear down an orphanage.
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The automobile was invented to outrun Chuck Norris. Not wanting to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the Automobile Accident.
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> every night before the **BOOGYMAN** goes to sleep he checks his closet for **CHUCK NORRIS**
I heard that before
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Guys, just search Chuck Norris, and you ’ll get an awesome list.
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he is ok but is not the best in the world… he hasnt done too much. tipical “………” i dont know if i should finish the sentence in here….
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Chuck Norris jokes are failed The Rock jokes. Calibri is far superior.
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Thread exists: [http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/2005](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/2005)
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