Oh my god, an army is coming.

Well this thread is like the zombie invasion thread.
An army is attacking you’re town/village/city
Except it is more realistic and it could really happen(zombies can too)
What would you do?
Stand,fight and kill them all?
Stand,fight and die a hero?
what would you do
what weapons would you do
What wouldn’t you do
think of a situation that would happen if you were attacked.
like they cut of your water supply

I would….
When they’re camping
I’ll gather some fighters that are sneaky
Kill some of they’re men,steal they’re supplies
Using silenced weapons like p99 silenced.
When they’re aware of you run sneak or what ever you need to do
commence posting.

I would get one of the mods on Kongregate to come and use the ban hammer on them. Crisis averted.

roundhouse kick in the face for them.

Depends… If it’s teh American Army (who can’t hit a barn wall from the inside of a small barn, I’d do waht I normally do. Thwey’re not really a threat.
Hopwever, if it was a well-trained army of specialised elite soldiers, I’d have a problem. I’d maybe attempt to take them out one-by-one using the good old power of stealth.
If it was the A-Team, I’d be running.

Go A Team!!!

Go go ninja stealth! shuriken, trip bombs, katanas (za sh1t, in other words)

go go go!!!

nuclearbomb the moon then all our problems will be solved

I know it wouldnt happen. .

run like hell

all i would do is wait for someone else to sort it out if not i would go all guns blazing shooting any enemy i see

I would shoot them with my magic powes

good luck with that, instead of killing you sharpie theyd take you to a mental hospital lol

i would fly away they never catch me (and acctually that would be better then being killed because i really just tricked them so they would put me in their but im not mental so i would sneak out and away and be saved booya)

i would fly away they never catch me (and acctually that would be better then being killed because i really just tricked them so they would put me in their but im not mental so i would sneak out and away and be saved booya)

Are you a estaoG alt?

BTW, that picture just won you the internet… but only for the next three hours.

estaoG(Goatse backwards) wasn’t appropriate, so I got re-named.

I can see why. I wondered how long until somebody realised the problem with your name.

Heh, I think AlisonClaire first noticed it.

NVM, just googled it.

Google. I warn you the image you will see is very disturbing.

You poor poor soul.

I would show them The Day of Survival and while they were amazed at the skill of writing of Ombra and Sor I would posion them

there is a website that you are talking about it is called
www.urbandead.com
you can play as several diffrent types of ppl defending the city of malton from zombies and guess what you can choose to start the game AS A ZOMBIE ALSO i am Private Paterrson a military Private i have lots of weapons including guns and baseball bats go to the website it is sooooo much fun

If an army was attacking my city, i’d be all like, “Hey! How bout I kick you square in the nuts!”