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How NOT to pick up a girl? (locked)

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avatar for Laxaria Laxaria 6811 posts
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Anyone got ideas? XD

 
avatar for sirferret2 sirferret2 547 posts
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kill her.

kill her family.

kill… just about anybody!!! YAY!!!

 
avatar for unknown92 unknown92 7 posts
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Go be a girl. Unless the girl is homosexual. =/

 
avatar for JudeMaverick JudeMaverick 8844 posts
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Why would I pick up a girl with my hand? Why?

 
avatar for Laxaria Laxaria 6811 posts
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lol jude.

How not to pick up a girl? Act like Jude.

 
avatar for norumaru norumaru 1702 posts
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dude, are you saying you’re having trouble avoiding picking up girls? Ô.ô

 
avatar for jared9473 jared9473 275 posts
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just yell pickles whenever a girl is near, they wont talk to you :D

 
avatar for milskidasith milskidasith 3369 posts
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Use this pickup line I stole from a webcomic:

“You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night. Screaming.”

 
avatar for Melfice Melfice 20 posts
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Tell her that your gf wouldn’t mind you guys being together ;)