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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Moderating - An Example of a Well-Known Moderator (Fan-Fiction)

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This is a blog but unlike the many blogs that serve as guides to badges and cards, this is Kongregate Fan-Fiction.

But why should you read some 14 year old kid’s fan-fiction? If you ever read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you’ll see the style cleverly delivered here.

This is the story of a guy named Vito and he wants to be a moderator. His epic tales will be added once every month.

If you’re lazy to check the link, here’s an excerpt from the pilot (without giving it all away):

He picked up a Green Leaf which can damage 0-1 points. He thought, “This is a good weapon for me, I must say”. He equipped the Green Leaf on his right hand. There was a treasure chest nearby. He opened up and got 10 gold. He thought of the things he can buy with the 10 gold… A cucumber, a spoon, a fork…

Here’s the blog: http://kongregatevito.blogspot.com/

EDIT: DON’T SPOIL THE STORY TO OTHERS HERE
Talk about the story in the comments of the appropriate chapter

 
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Lawl… This is good. ( wow it took me like 3 trys to NOT spell that word wrong). I think i will check on this.

ONE MONTH.. but i guess it is kinda hard to write good Fan Fic. :3

 
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ONE MONTH.. but i guess it is kinda hard to write good Fan Fic. :3

If it’s a week, it will be bloated and won’t be very interesting.

Besides, I made this up in a few minutes. I’m just too damn good :P

 
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Sounds like runescape.

Perhaps make a runescape novel.

 
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By “chick”, did you mean “baby chicken” or “woman”? They’re interchangeable in this case, however, I find the latter more entertaining (however less generic (but who cares))?

 
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By “chick”, did you mean “baby chicken” or “woman”?

Baby chicken. Try not to spoil the story to others. I edited it to clearly say baby chicken.

 
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Got into page 3 so need to bump it :(

 
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It’s a pretty damn good start.

Can’t wait for more.

 
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Awsome. I want the next part NOW!

 
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That’s really awesome, although I think it has one flaw:

It has absolutely no detail.

Other than that, MORE. NAO!

 
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Did you right that story? I don’t like it when people make themselves a character in their book.

Yep but the character, JudeMaverick, has a rather important part.

Don’t worry, I won’t be totally biased on his features like HE HAS MUSCLES AND FREAKING SIX ABBS. He’ll have some funny flaws which will stand out and also because if I add a random moderator, it might be somewhat offensive to them since that’s not really them.

It has absolutely no detail.

It’s a pilot episode. Other episodes will be more detailed.

 
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Monthly?! That’s like, once in over thirty days.

 
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How dare you tell everyone how to become a mod! This quest was meant for a select few.

 
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How dare you tell everyone how to become a mod! This quest was meant for a select few.

That was unexpected XD

UPDATE: 2nd Chapter is now published!

I’m considering it to do it fortnightly. Discuss whether it should be fortnightly.

 
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Yay!

 
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2nd Chapter is win.

Check it out, if you haven’t of course.

 
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if I add a random moderator, it might be somewhat offensive to them since that’s not really them.

You can pretty much tell what I’m like in the mod forums though so if you wanna give it a shot, I wouldn’t mind being part of the story.

 
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You can pretty much tell what I’m like in the mod forums though so if you wanna give it a shot, I wouldn’t mind being part of the story.

I changed the personalities into bizarre ones.

I think I might do it every three weeks but if there is no activity in the blog or forum, I’ll do it monthly.

 
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I herd mods are mudkipz.

 
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AioraRox: I heard all mods r mudkipz

WTF?!? y did u say that?!? wat does that have too do with the topic?