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Facebook is nothing but A keylogger/spyware. Why the fuck do people use it! It is used to keep tabs on the people who sign up and it doesn’t matter if you delete the info because they keep it and continue to pry into personal info. They download trackers on your pc when you create the account! WHY DOES EVERYBODY USE IT! I thank annon for hacking it! Justice!

 
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Hey, you know how I fucking hate Croatia, especially the “people” that live there, yet foreigners always say that Croatians are nice, friendly and such.
That’s true… to an extent.
You see, most foreigners that visit this great nation of ours are tourists looking to have a summer vacation in Istria, Dalmatia, the islands and such and yes, people from these parts are really nice, friendly people with very few prejudices, the only thing I don’t like about them is the fact that they are bad drivers, but even they don’t compare to the amount of driving “skill” you can witness in Greece.

But now I’m going to tell you about the scum of the Earth.
As a kid I grew up in the rural parts of the mainland, people there were… nice. Yeah, if you’re a tourist and want to try out some out some of that rural tourism, but are afraid if the people there are all xenophobic man-animals you have nothing to fear because you’re wrong!
However, when I was 8 I moved to a town which is 6 kilometers away from my home village. Yeah, those are the scum I want to talk about, mainland Croatians from urban areas. They will always be arrogant to anyone who came from a rural area, no matter how fucking petty their urban area actually is. For reference, the town I moved to has a population of cca. 4000, so you can see how much they matter.
When I was 13 I chose to attend a high school in Zagreb, the capital city, so on weekdays I lived in a dorm. After I graduated I had to move to an apartment because colleges don’t have dorms.
As you’d expect, people there are even worse. Not only do they feel more important and overglorify their 2 inch pricks because they’re from the biggest city in this shithole, but they expect people to be all the same, Dionysus forbid you want to be or just are a bit different.
Let me tell you what those morons are, shall I? Misogynist, xenophobic, hypocritical, ignorant, entitled, homophobic, prejudiced wanna-be tough guys. If you’re not considered a “pure” Croatian by parentage you’re fucked, same if you’re altruistic or have socialist beliefs.
Now the thing that made me write this barely comprehensible wall of text nobody will give a fuck about, there was this person who called me homosexual, girly, uncivilized and a brute because I have long hair, which is funny because I DON’T HAVE LONG HAIR, it’s longish, somewhat longer than Keanu Reeves’ in Bill and Ted if you want a better picture, I am growing my hair out however so it is going to be long, it’s just that it’s not long now. Oh, also I’m homosexual, girly, uncivilized and a brute because I won’t shave my legs. Maybe I’m missing something, but aren’t hairy as fuck legs a sign of masculinity? Actually, never mind. The person I’m referring to is one of those pricks who only go to the gym so they can act all “strong” and flex their muscles and act like they’re some mighty motherfucking force of nature even though they would be downed by a punch from a 10 year old girl so they don’t have and credibility. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against all people who frequent the gym, especially not the ones who do it for health and such.
Also, the music they listen to. Oh fuck, I just remembered something.
Listen what one musically oblivious cockroach told me. “Why are you listening to that old 70’s, 80’s and 90’s rock, stop living in the past, rock has evolved, you can see the example in LMFAO’s Rock Party Anthem”.
This is the only instance I really ever wanted to kill someone. I have to admit, at first I was kind of excited, maybe he knows of some awesome rock band I didn’t hear of for some unexplainable reason, but no, he mentions the tone deaf fuckheads of LMFAO and calls it rock.
I’d go on with my rant but now I just… can’t. I mean, rock… evolved… LMFAO. Sorry, now I feel guilty, it’s like I’m doing a rant on retards just because they act retarded. I just can’t continue. This proved to me that there’s no fucking hope not only for Croatia, but for this whole civilization.
Now excuse me, I need some love soon or else I’ll completely snap.

 
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Now excuse me, I need some love soon or else I’ll completely snap.

I love you, broski.
Full homo.

Still waiting to play Tekken with you

 
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By the Old Gods and the New, what did you fucking say about me, you little imp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kingsguard, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids Beyond the Wall and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top archer in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re as useful as nipples on a breastplate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, my words are hardly wind. You think you can get away with sending messages like that to me with a raven? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Faceless Men across Westeros and your holdfast is being scouted right now, you just woke the Dragon, bastard. The Dragon that burns up this pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Night’s Watch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” jape was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying your debts, you witless fool. I will sacrifice you to the Drowned Gods. You’re fucking dead, bastard.

 
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I need some love


I hope this badly drawn picture of a heart helps

 
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I have random boners.

 
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dasfg

 
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i dont like things

 
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I HATE PUBLIC RESTROOMS!

I am tired of all of thease automatic sinks/toilet etc. why? Because when I sit down to poop it flushes randomly without my approval spraying cold water UP MY ASS! The other day I was putting toilet paper over the seat before I sat for sanitary reasons and then just when I finished it flushed sucking all the toilet paper down off the seat. All that hard work for nothing and don’t forget about the sinks because they turn off when I put my hand in the water focing me to wave my hand like a madman to activate it!

Then they have the blowdryers that just about rip the flseh from your hand because it’s too strong.

I really do hate automatic bathroom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUei_ZP13E

This guy right here knows what he’s talking about.

 
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I hate my life

 
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my french teacher is gay and she always acts like i dont do my homework and she says im fucking bad at french while i have a 7 for it and she doesnt check any homework except mine.

 
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My brother keeps on getting D-‘s in French and he plans on joining an Airforce Academy when his 2 years are just D-’s.

Originally posted by Rolby:

my french teacher is gay and she always acts like i dont do my homework and she says im fucking bad at french while i have a 7 for it and she doesnt check any homework except mine.

 
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

My brother keeps on getting D-‘s in French and he plans on joining an Airforce Academy when his 2 years are just D-’s.

Originally posted by Rolby:

my french teacher is gay and she always acts like i dont do my homework and she says im fucking bad at french while i have a 7 for it and she doesnt check any homework except mine.

wtf u have same avatar as that neitophen guy.

 
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FAILD A TEST

 
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I ALWAYS MAKE TOP RAMEN TO SPICY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

 
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Today seriously sucked. A few hours after I fell asleep (2am) I woke up and was incapacitated by food poisoning. Then I was supposed to go to a travel agency to book my flight home. I went to a different mall then planned, but it was closed. Since it’s Sunday, bus service sucks so I had to spend almost $15 on a taxi to go to the other mall. The taxi was so slow at some points that it would have been quicker to get out and walk.

Once I got to the mall I planned to go to, I found out that the website was wrong and it was closed anyways. I called my ride and they said they’d pick me up at a grocery store near where I used to live. It was like a 25 minute walk, one that I wasn’t expecting to make, so I was boiling in my sweater. I also hadn’t eaten up to that point, so I was ready to pass out. After a very uncomfortable walk down memory lane, I finally got to the grocery store. An hour or so wait later, my ride picks me up. On the way home I had to spend another $10 on assorted crap, too.

I have to do this all over again on Tuesday and hope that the flight I picked now won’t double in price overnight, like the one I was planning on booking today did.

*sigh*

 
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Originally posted by EPR89:

I am German. I’m allowed to be angsty.

Originally posted by EPR89:

I am German. I’m allowed to be angsty.

I guess we could accept this excuse.. curse Hitler!

 
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WHAT THE F*CKING F*CK?! HOW THE F*CK WAS MY F*CKING POST BAD?!

 
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Excessive swearing?


accept*

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:

Excessive swearing?


accept*

Thanks, my speech has been somewhere else today.

 
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WHOEVER THE F*CK DID THAT, I F*CKING LOVE YOU!

 
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Originally posted by KiNGDOMHEARST:

FAILD A TEST

Same…

 
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Originally posted by Zneak:
Originally posted by KiNGDOMHEARST:

FAILD A TEST

Same…

Don’t we all?

 
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People need to deflate their ego a tad bit and pay attention to the real world or I’ll travel around the the country socking inconsiderate, self-centered idiots like them in the nose.