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i hate my life

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i’m a god damn failure. i’m 22 years old and i’m a fucking cook at a fast food joint. it’s the only job I’ve ever had and i’ll probably never get a better one.
My co-worker harasses me verbally all day. If i told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, i don’t do anything. my best friend is mentally retarded, but i suppose that’s better than nothing. I’m in love with one of my neighbors. She’s a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but i’m sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I’m stuck in this town because i never learned to drive. I fail the driver’s licence test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT!
Worst of all i live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

 
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I just got the joke after the last sentence.

 
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my best friend is mentally retarded,

I didn’t catch on ‘til this part.
Been a while since I’ve seen one of these.

 
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ROTFLMAO

 
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I lol’d.

 
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I thought you were serious until I read the last part and then I lol’d. :D hurrrrr

 
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Originally posted by 35kdog:

I just got the joke after the last sentence.

I got it after the first sentence, because of his name and avatar. :)

 
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Originally posted by 35kdog:

I just got the joke after the last sentence.

When ever I see a large post I always check the last sentence first to see if it is a joke post.

 
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I got it after reading a few lines.
Old joke~♪

 
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2nd best thread all day

 
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I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this one… So why is it still so damn funny?

 
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>copypasta

At least it wasn’t dragon dildos.

 
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Haven’t read one of these in awhile; shame I caught on quickly.

 
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>Not getting the joke in the first paragraph

Hmmmmmm

 
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ROFL!

That deserves a U WIN!

Spongebob is 22?

 
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This is one of the most overused copypastas by the way.

 
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The only flaw is that Spongebob is actually pretty happy.

 
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Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

I thought you were serious until I read the last part and then I lol’d. :D hurrrrr

 
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Originally posted by satsumaface:
Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

I thought you were serious until I read the last part and then I lol’d. :D hurrrrr

 
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Originally posted by Band2ChngTitle:

The only flaw is that Spongebob is actually pretty happy.

The point of these stories is to look at a fiction character’s life and make it look shitty.

 
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Originally posted by Band2ChngTitle:

2nd best thread all day

Yeah, it actually was.

 
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The Spongebob avvy gave it away.

 
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Originally posted by randomboy839:

The Spongebob avvy gave it away.

 
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One of the better copypastas out there.

Old, but still clever.