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Are you Jamaican? ’Cus Jamaican me crazy!
dammit remy took mine….hahaha that one guy’s herpes one was funny…..idk just say your face looks like dinner. Thats sure to impress them.
“What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex… You know, see what happens.”
‘When you fell from heaven did you land on your face?’…..wait maybe not a good pick up line.
“Hi, I’m Craig.”
yeah, it’s that simple.
I sometimes use
“Your eyes are so beautiful, I couldn’t help but… Stare”
You’ve got some insert nationality here in you?
You want some?
But seriously, most ‘pickup lines’ (such as this one) are best kept out of the intended context.
“Hey, I’ve lost my virginity – can I have/borrow yours?” Best used with someone 20 years older for additional lulz.
Pick up one-liners kinda suck. I don’t normally need to initiate conversation though, for reasons I won’t go into due to my extreme modesty.
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