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Are you Jamaican? ’Cus Jamaican me crazy!

 
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dammit remy took mine….hahaha that one guy’s herpes one was funny…..idk just say your face looks like dinner. Thats sure to impress them.

 
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“What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex… You know, see what happens.”

 
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‘When you fell from heaven did you land on your face?’…..wait maybe not a good pick up line.

 
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Hi, I’m Craig.

yeah, it’s that simple.

I sometimes use

Your eyes are so beautiful, I couldn’t help but… Stare

 
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You’ve got some insert nationality here in you?

You want some?

But seriously, most ‘pickup lines’ (such as this one) are best kept out of the intended context.

 
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“Hey, I’ve lost my virginity – can I have/borrow yours?” Best used with someone 20 years older for additional lulz.

Pick up one-liners kinda suck. I don’t normally need to initiate conversation though, for reasons I won’t go into due to my extreme modesty.