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Can u ejaculate without masterbating? (locked)

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I like to suck on the tip of my penis.

 
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Vaginal/anal intercourse?

 
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Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

 
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Look at a picture of bacon.
What? Just me?

 
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Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

No, it counts as intercourse with the sofa.

 
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Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

Ugh, Vegard.

 
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Originally posted by Kablob:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

No, it counts as intercourse with the sofa.

So… I’m not virgin anymore?

 
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Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by Kablob:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

No, it counts as intercourse with the sofa.

So… I’m not virgin anymore?

You’re gonna have a happy family :D

 
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Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

I wouldn’t recommend doing that otherwise.

That feel with your skin scrapes the crusts from toasted bread/other objects stuck in between the cushions.

 
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Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by Kablob:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

No, it counts as intercourse with the sofa.

So… I’m not virgin anymore?

Well, don’t you have to have sex with an actual person, not a non-living object?

 
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Originally posted by CasP3r1:
Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by Kablob:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

No, it counts as intercourse with the sofa.

So… I’m not virgin anymore?

Well, don’t you have to have sex with an actual person, not a non-living object?

No, She just lost her virginity to a sofa thats all..

 
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Sexual Intercourse, “wet dreams”

 
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Originally posted by ritzfitz91:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

I wouldn’t recommend doing that otherwise.

That feel with your skin scrapes the crusts from toasted bread/other objects stuck in between the cushions.

I had my pants on, I was just laying on the sofa rubbing myself up and down on it, then I eventually ejaculated. There were people in the room so I couldn’t just take off my pants.

 
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Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by ritzfitz91:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

I wouldn’t recommend doing that otherwise.

That feel with your skin scrapes the crusts from toasted bread/other objects stuck in between the cushions.

I had my pants on, I was just laying on the sofa rubbin myself up and down on it, then I eventually ejaculated. There were people in the room so I couldn’t just take off my pants.

Did they ask what you were doing?

 
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Yes.
Put your penis in a toaster.

 
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Originally posted by CasP3r1:
Originally posted by Vegard20:
Originally posted by ritzfitz91:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

Does it count as masturbation if I rub myself against the sofa without using my hands?

I wouldn’t recommend doing that otherwise.

That feel with your skin scrapes the crusts from toasted bread/other objects stuck in between the cushions.

I had my pants on, I was just laying on the sofa rubbin myself up and down on it, then I eventually ejaculated. There were people in the room so I couldn’t just take off my pants.

Did they ask what you were doing?

No, one were busy reading and the other looking at boats and cars. I did it silently and they thought I was just tired.

 
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Yes. It’s called sex.

 
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I had my pants on, I was just laying on the sofa rubbing myself up and down on it, then I eventually ejaculated.

There were people in the room so I couldn’t just take off my pants.


Stop having a sofa fetish then.

 
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Of course you can.

 
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I get how girls can masturbate by rubbing but not how guys can do it. I don’t find rubbing pleasurable at all. I only the know the fist and stroke method.