SSPBOURNE, this is the last time I'm going to say this (locked)

I love you.

Please…. don’t forget about me, my love.

Now give me the wine, it is time I enter the final sleep and cross the emerald planes, eternal.

Bad news: He forgot about you.

Holy shuckle I’m famous. I should flaunt this in everyone’s face.

AND ALSO ODD FUTURE SUCKS

Originally posted by Truth_Hurts:

AND ALSO ODD FUTURE SUCKS

Too soon man, too soon.

Originally posted by SSPBOURNE:

Holy shuckle I’m famous. I should flaunt this in everyone’s face.

I love you SSPBOURNE.

Forever and a day.

It is a shame we must part.

Please… don’t forget… the children…

What children?

Originally posted by SSPBOURNE:

What children?

The children my love, the children.

All 24 of them. They still… need… you…

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Originally posted by SSPBOURNE:

What children?

The children my love, the children.

All 24 of them. They still… need… you…

Okay. What are their names? Can I name them all Jose?

I am losing my sight my love. Come closer. Give me your hand. Please.

Hey, since you’re dying, I may as well tall you this.
I’m a demon spawn and I’m cheating on you with Pokarnor.

Originally posted by SSPBOURNE:

Hey, since you’re dying, I may as well tall you this.
I’m a demon spawn and I’m cheating on you with Pokarnor.

Succubus?

I know my love, I know. I wouldn’t have it any other way. You know I like it kinky.

But my dear, my sight is failing. Please, give me your hand.

Also, I did this to you so that Pokarnor and I could be together. And I’m just going to eat the children with my son, Denamo.

Are you going to eat Denamo too?

Originally posted by Tacket:

Are you going to eat Denamo too?

Hell no. He’s not a fleshy human like the rest of you.

I know that you want them to be with you always. I understand. And that you couldn’t handle both me and Pokarnor at once, but couldn’t bear to lose either. I understand as well. But I have one last message for you, my love.

Toasters cannot feel emotion, therefore, you cannot love anything. It is simply a fairy tale they tell amongst you toaster folk.

Awwww hell man. Not cool. Awww eww. [gag]
I can’t… I can’t breeattheee…. I can’t hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

I farted.