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I, cllazyman, had decided to not fap for a year. page 3 (locked)

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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

not every one has locks on their doors, you know

Most people should have locks on their bathroom though.

I don’t fap in the bathroom anymore. Besides, it’s not really fun there.
I think I’m turned off for today. I haven’t fapped yet.
If I was alone, free in the wilds, I’d be able to fap whenever and however I want, despite the danger of being horribly murdered by a pack of wolves mid-session.

How to you not get semen in your room, then?

 
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It’s not hard to not fap. Just make sure you have a pair of clean underwear near your bed when you go to sleep.

 
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Add me to the list.
It should be easy.

 
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Nobody will know if you do though.

 
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Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Nobody will know if you do though.

I know, but after you fap, you feel like you will never be happy again, until a few hours.

 
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Originally posted by InsomniaManiac12:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by Vegard20:

not every one has locks on their doors, you know

Most people should have locks on their bathroom though.

I don’t fap in the bathroom anymore. Besides, it’s not really fun there.
I think I’m turned off for today. I haven’t fapped yet.
If I was alone, free in the wilds, I’d be able to fap whenever and however I want, despite the danger of being horribly murdered by a pack of wolves mid-session.

How to you not get semen in your room, then?

Tissues. I’m afraid that my jizz will be so powerful this time that it might land on my bed or the wall ;D

Originally posted by InsomniaManiac12:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Nobody will know if you do though.

I know, but after you fap, you feel like you will never be happy again, until a few hours.

I already feel like I’ll never be happy again, before I’ve even fapped T_T
But that’s because of other things, like my goddamn mother.

Also, to OP and the other participants: you fail when you fap even once. Wet dreams don’t count, you can obviously have those. But when you fap, you must either restart your timer or quit your goal.

 
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Pshaw, physical masturbation.

 
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Originally posted by Galezaku:

Pshaw, physical masturbation.

I don’t get it.

 
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I’m in.

 
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Can I sign?
That is, if it counts if I never started.

 
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Originally posted by Galezaku:

Pshaw, physical masturbation.

Are you implying that there are nonphysical masturbation methods?

 
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Originally posted by SAl37:
Originally posted by Galezaku:

Pshaw, physical masturbation.

Are you implying that there are nonphysical masturbation methods?

I get mental orgasms listening to some music.

 
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Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:
Originally posted by SAl37:
Originally posted by Galezaku:

Pshaw, physical masturbation.

Are you implying that there are nonphysical masturbation methods?

I get mental orgasms listening to some music.

What about when you see something awesome?

 
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I have yet to see anything awesome enough to make me orgasm mentally.

 
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Add me to the list.

 
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Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

I have yet to see anything awesome enough to make me orgasm mentally.

O_o

Hey sporadic……

Kyuu~
;) bai

 
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Where the hell did I get 5 kreds from

Oh I see

 
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I made it through the first day. I am proud of myself.

 
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Same, but I’m gonna make it last longer _

 
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Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

The best part is, this is the internet. You can masturbate all you want and nobody would ever know.

I was going to say this. xD

 
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I have not had a chance to fap yet. AND SO, I HAVE COME TO A DECISION!

I, LORD EDWARD, THE SPEAR DUDEZOR OF KONGREGATE, ANNOUNCE AN EXTENSION OF MY GOAL! I will not fap until next year, 2013, thus achieving a total time of one year, 3 months and a half, in which I will not have fapped. It’s likely that I will return to Bulgaria before that, but my goal will remain.

Add me to the list as a returning champion.

 
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I was somehow expecting you to do that.

 
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Originally posted by SAl37:

I was somehow expecting you to do that.

I figure it’s better that way. Plus, I’m not letting some INADEQUATE mortals getting ahead of the GREAT and POWERFUL SPEAR!

Actually fuck that, I’m extending it for another whole year! THAT MEANS 1 YEAR, 3 MONTHS AND A HALF OF NO FAP

 
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I already lost the game.

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I have not had a chance to fap yet. AND SO, I HAVE COME TO A DECISION!

I, LORD EDWARD, THE SPEAR DUDEZOR OF KONGREGATE, ANNOUNCE AN EXTENSION OF MY GOAL! I will not fap until mid-September next year, thus achieving a total time of one year in which I will not have fapped. It’s likely that I will return to Bulgaria before that, but my goal will remain.

Add me to the list as a returning champion.

So proud of you son.

 
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Originally posted by ktherock7:

I already lost the game.

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I have not had a chance to fap yet. AND SO, I HAVE COME TO A DECISION!

I, LORD EDWARD, THE SPEAR DUDEZOR OF KONGREGATE, ANNOUNCE AN EXTENSION OF MY GOAL! I will not fap until mid-September next year, thus achieving a total time of one year in which I will not have fapped. It’s likely that I will return to Bulgaria before that, but my goal will remain.

Add me to the list as a returning champion.

So proud of you son.

Check out da edit yoooo, I’M GOING HARDCORE