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I, cllazyman, had decided to not fap for a year. page 5 (locked)

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I actually didn’t fap for a week a few weeks ago without it even being a goal.

 
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Guess I could try. Does touching count? :DDDD

If it does I guess I could focus more on videogame skill instead of perverted thoughts.

Put me on da no fap list

 
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I’m exploding with the urge! Anyone have a plan?

 
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Originally posted by Insom_Silenced:

I’m exploding with the urge! Anyone have a plan?

Do it

 
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Sucks for you guys
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

 
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Originally posted by Kablob:

Sucks for you guys
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

I don’t like fapping.

 
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Originally posted by Insom_Silenced:

I’m exploding with the urge! Anyone have a plan?

Get rid of any jizz socks you have.
Keep tissues away from your bed.
Try not to think about sexual thoughts.
Try to make masturbating as inconvenient as possible.

 
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Originally posted by fma1:

Impossible. You will fap unconsiously in your sleep. That is what causes wet dreams.

Wet dreams are fucking amazing.

 
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I shall succeed! I MUST!

 
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This is too easy! Look, no hands!

Cllazy, put me on the list already. I’m going for another year, and I haven’t fapped this year as I expected. I’ll become the champion, which I am already. I’m 3.5 months in front of everyone anyway.

Originally posted by bladezeer:

Guess I could try. Does touching count? :DDDD

If it does I guess I could focus more on videogame skill instead of perverted thoughts.

Put me on da no fap list

You can touch but not thrust. I, however, never touched except when peeing or something.
Also, you fail when you jizz even if you were only touching. Wet dreams don’t disqualify you.

 
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I’m 3.5 months in front of everyone anyway.

You didn’t fap on New Years? Nice.

 
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Originally posted by Zoronii:

I’m 3.5 months in front of everyone anyway.

You didn’t fap on New Years? Nice.

Didn’t get a chance. So I decided to go hardcore for another year.

 
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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I’m 3.5 months in front of everyone anyway.

If that actually counted for this than I would be 13 years ahead of you.

 
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Originally posted by cllazyman:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I’m 3.5 months in front of everyone anyway.

If that actually counted for this than I would be 13 years ahead of you.

Pre-puberty doesn’t count. Besides, so would I.

 
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Originally posted by cllazyman:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

I’m 3.5 months in front of everyone anyway.

If that actually counted for this than I would be 13 years ahead of you.

So… You haven’t fapped. Ever?
You either haven’t hit puberty yet, or are bullshitting us.

 
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Fine. I decided that I won’t fap for 4 years.

 
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I… Have a confession. I am starting to, but I have not hit puberty as I have no sperm… Got creeped right the fuck out when sticky clear liquid came out of my penis.

Hear ye, Hear ye, here is a health lesson!
That is because I have no sperm. As I am 14. Although most people hit puberty around 14, I have only been 14 for 3 months. So give me time. Anyways, I am clean for 2 days now!

 
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Originally posted by cllazyman:

Fine. I decided that I won’t fap for 4 years.

Originally posted by Tomatoman:

I… Have a confession. I am starting to, but I have not hit puberty as I have no sperm… Got creeped right the fuck out when sticky clear liquid came out of my penis.

Hear ye, Hear ye, here is a health lesson!
That is because I have no sperm. As I am 14. Although most people hit puberty around 14, I have only been 14 for 3 months. So give me time. Anyways, I am clean for 2 days now!

Okay but if you’re doing this, you don’t have to cum to fail the goal

 
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I started going through puberty at like 12. So I don’t even know.

 
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In a way, not having to come is a blessing. I get the orgasm without the mess!

 
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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by cllazyman:

Fine. I decided that I won’t fap for 4 years.

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss234/Dave_244/hahaha-no.jpg

Should I go 3 years so I can give you a chance?

 
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Originally posted by Tomatoman:

In a way, not having to come is a blessing. I get the orgasm without the mess!

I know right :(

Originally posted by cllazyman:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by cllazyman:

Fine. I decided that I won’t fap for 4 years.

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss234/Dave_244/hahaha-no.jpg

Should I go 3 years so I can give you a chance.

I’m only going for a total of 1 year and 3,5 months. Plus, YOU SHALL NOT PASS a goal for 3 years

 
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TheTorpedo has lost.

 
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Originally posted by cllazyman:

TheTorpedo has lost.

How so? Typing pAF PAF PAF doesn’t count…

 
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I accidently lost yesterday, so put me on the list for “more than one year” to make up for it. I’m just trying to be honest.