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The Official Mountain Dew Thread page 8

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Why did you change the title from MtnDew to mellow yellow?

 
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This month’s theme song

 
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Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

This month’s theme song

Win.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is one of my favourite movies. I even have a “Save Ferris” T-shirt.

 
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Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

This month’s theme song

Dafuq did I just see.

 
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I honestly had no idea what the hell Mello Yello was until I googled it.

 
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Originally posted by jacobmatto:

I honestly had no idea what the hell Mello Yello was until I googled it.

Me too, but I never googled.

 
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Good morning Dewnies!
We now have kingdoms in numerous OT maps!

 
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Add meh NAO!

 
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Did you know that Mountain Dew makes your penis smaller.

 
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Well I don’t have one so I don’t care! :D

 
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Sometimes I buy mountain dew over coke just for variation. In fact, I think Mountain Dew is my second favorite soda (sorry fanatics)

 
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MFT Island orders 500 crates of Dew

 
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Instead of shooting himself, Ringo comes out of my avatar and hijacks whatever is transporting your crates of Dew.

 
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My mom won’t buy me Mountain Dew anymore because I’m becoming a diabetic. I’ll miss Mountain Dew so much. :(

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

Did you know that Mountain Dew makes your penis smaller.

Is that true? I hear that a lot at school.

 
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Originally posted by Marcusexual:

MFT Island orders 500 crates of Dew

We will if you take down either RoflWaffle, TerribleToaster, or Idiomphoenix

 
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TheRoflWaffle seems like the easiest target

 
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We’d be glad to share 500 crates. Besides, we have a lot more where that came from. The 500 should keep you occupied for at least 2-4 years.

 
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Originally posted by wreckgar39:

We’d be glad to share 500 crates. Besides, we have a lot more where that came from. The 500 should keep you occupied for at least 2-4 years.

who the fuck are you

 
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Originally posted by Noddles:
Originally posted by wreckgar39:

We’d be glad to share 500 crates. Besides, we have a lot more where that came from. The 500 should keep you occupied for at least 2-4 years.

who the fuck are you

He’s trying to take over Dewny operations! We should kill him

 
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Originally posted by Marcusexual:
Originally posted by Noddles:
Originally posted by wreckgar39:

We’d be glad to share 500 crates. Besides, we have a lot more where that came from. The 500 should keep you occupied for at least 2-4 years.

who the fuck are you

He’s trying to take over Dewny operations! We should kill him

Very well. Kill me if you wish. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been murdered nor will it be the last.

 
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Guys, I’m not a dewny anymore.
I have grown uninterested in Mt. Dew.
Good bye.

 
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ow shit fuck i tried to drink out of a bottle of mt dew and something made me laugh so i choked and it blew out my nose and mouth
holy fuck it hurts like a bitch

 
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Mountain Dew costs half a dollar a bottle, I end up drinking them at Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and of course, Midnight Snack…
I think we have a few boxes on the back….

 
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why the HELL is he drinking coke!??!?!

 
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Originally posted by bjjdude:

why the HELL is he drinking coke!??!?!

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because he likes it.