Off-Topic: The Game: Writer's competition

I'm not good at making fanfics, I prefer writing OC. So I'd like you guys to write some OT fanfics me and DrOct can work on. I'll probably make more than one winner and slash them together if we get a lot of writings (I'm not so sure about that though).

Judges:

Me, however if we get a lot of fics I'll put up a vote on those I liked the best so you guys can do the final judging.

Prize:

$10 game of choice on Steam (or anything else worth $10), and high credibility on the game.

If we pick two winners you'll get $5 each instead

Shucktips:

Looks like zammy’s gonna win

No erotic fanfiction

..damn it

No erotic fanfiction; however love stories are allowed

I can’t write a fanfic, then.

I am incredibly annoyed by the fact that erotic fanfiction is not allowed

Originally posted by denamo:

I am incredibly annoyed by the fact that erotic fanfiction is not allowed

Same – I really wanted to have sex with you a random OTer..

Once upon a time there was this guy named MFT.
He used an internet forum.
The end.

Mild ero is allowed, but admins are not very fond of sperm-talk, so your fic would be removed for that. However sex scenes without too much details are okay (most likely be censored though).

If you really have to make an erofic PM it to me first so I can check if it can become appropriate. It’ll most likely not be chosen for obvious reasons though.

Originally posted by Ayumi_Stocking:

Looks like zammy’s gonna win

No erotic fanfiction

..damn it

Viciously raping a child and mutilating her is not erotic.

I win.

Originally posted by RiGhTeOuSzAm:

Originally posted by Ayumi_Stocking:

Looks like zammy’s gonna win

No erotic fanfiction

..damn it

Viciously raping a child and mutilating her is not erotic.

I win.

That is eroguro, which is erotic

Originally posted by denamo:

Originally posted by RiGhTeOuSzAm:

Originally posted by Ayumi_Stocking:

Looks like zammy’s gonna win

No erotic fanfiction

..damn it

Viciously raping a child and mutilating her is not erotic.

I win.

That is eroguro

He didn’t say anything about that.

Since I have nothing better to do I will compose a fanfic that will destroy all of you.

I have 19 entrys

Originally posted by CROWst:

I have 19 entrys

I approve these fanfics.

Originally posted by CROWst:

I have 19 entrys

Would be nice if you could make a new one with more OTers inside. Those fics of yours are usually centered around only 3-5 people. I’ll still include them as entries though.

A Website Called Kongregate
Once there was a poor boy named Jim and his sister Emily. One day they decided to make a website in which people could play tons of games and discuss them with other gamers. They decided to call their website Kongregate, because it is a place where people could congregate and play games. In nearly a second they had a full crew of people to work on the site and make it better for gamers. One day, a worker who worked on the forums section of Kongregate decided to make a place where it wasn’t all about games. He called this the “Off-Topic” section of Kongregate. Where is this wonderful sounding place, you might ask? Well you silly Kongregater, you are in it right now.

Originally posted by vegard20:

Originally posted by CROWst:

I have 19 entrys

Would be nice if you could make a new one with more OTers inside. Those fics of yours are usually centered around only 3-5 people. I’ll still include them as entries though.

Wasn’t Kazan’s entry about 1 guy?

Originally posted by cllazyman:

Originally posted by vegard20:

Originally posted by CROWst:

I have 19 entrys

Would be nice if you could make a new one with more OTers inside. Those fics of yours are usually centered around only 3-5 people. I’ll still include them as entries though.

Wasn’t Kazan’s entry about 1 guy?

It was a shucktip, not a rule (added now).
I still included the mafefe fanfics.

How Asians Came to Be

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Asia, there were 2 people, Adam and Eve. They fucked in Asia so therefore their baby was Asian. The end.

I’m writing a really long serious fanfic vegard. Have no fear.

If I do win, can I get my cash in Kreds?

Originally posted by applehead3:

If I do win, can I get my cash in Kreds?

>Kreds

Why even try?

I no have a steam…

instead of a $5 steam game, can I get $5 worth of TF2 hats?

Part One – The Legacy of Marcus and the Beginning of the End

Dust blew around over the wasteland. Blood, human remains and broken weaponry embraced the floor as scattered as far as the eye could see. This is the war torn land of OfTopia.
OfTopia was divided into four families: Weeabus, Bronivus, Figurus, and Modicus , and power between them became a battle. New houses would constantly try to rise, however would be unable to compete with the four strongest, and would constantly fall. At court, family heads would hide behind politics and try to forge truces, however no sooner would the heads see a dagger thrust in their back the next day for more land or gold. In the end, anyone would betray given enough land or gold. Modicus would constantly try to keep peace between the houses… No one knew their intentions, but in the land of OfTopia, no intentions are benign.

Marcus let out a soft sigh as he picked himself up from the window. He hadn’t lived in one of the Great Houses for long, and already he hated it. However working for a bunch of high class snobs was better than living out there… Anything was better than living out there, in the wasteland.
Against his bitter judgement, he had been hired by Weeabus as a personal servant. Life before had consisted of scavenging for food and fighting for territory… Cleaning and serving seemed so much easier as long as he was given a roof over his head. Reawoke by reality, and no longer lost in his thoughts, he turned to see the head maid, Miss N Bestiality staring at him, face full of anger.

“You were supposed to deliver those an hour ago, Marcus!” she yelled at him.
“Sorry, I was just drinking this grape juice and watching those people play basketball” (This is completely not a racist thing, but an unlikely coincidence to black stereotypes).
“Get a move on. Do you want to be sent back into the wastes?” she spat out. And with that, she forced Marcus onwards, before turning her heels and walking out through another door.

I hate this job, Marcus thought. And now I’ve got to deliver this goddamn package to HIM. Bloody Weeabus. His anger echoed across his head as he walked down the corridor, into the main hall.
The main hall was beautifully decorated, ornaments hung off the walls and the center was lined with a beautiful red carpet. Leading up the carpet was a chair with the head of Weeabus House, resting and rolling his head back and forth at the J-Pop that was constantly being looped over the house music system.

Holding his breath, Marcus walked up towards the head… He hated his guts.
He wanted him to die.

“HAAAAAIII MARCUS! DO YOU HAVE THE PACKAGE FOR ME, DESU DESU? IT’S SO KAWAIIII!~” The head of Weeabus, CommanderObvious, spoke in an annoyingly upbeat manner.
“Yes… Er… Milord… It’s right here” Marcus replied, resisting his urge to punch him in the face.
“AAH, DOMO ARIGATO, DESU DESU, CARE FOR SOME SUSHI TABEMASKA?”
“…Maybe next time, my Lord”, Marcus said, turning his heels and beginning to walk out the door.

(Scene cut for budget reasons – But let’s just say there was a lot of nudity, sex, hardcore pornography, explosions, dwarves dancing, more explosions, kung-fu fighting with CO and an assassin, and a scene where Marcus embraces his inner weeaboo, and they all break out into song).

Marcus woke up, lying in a pool of blood, pain all over his body.
(Lolplotjump)
“Oh God… Who was that man? Why did he kill everyone?” he forced out, coughing blood over his body.
“…I guess I… should have stayed …in the wastes… after all…”
And with that, he died, along with the house Weeabus.

End of Part one – To be continued?