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F16 at Work Master Thread. Ask me anything.

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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. He then created a post that shamed all other posts. Behold! The F16 at Work Master Thread. Ask me anything.

Day 1:

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/249483-hello-i-am-at-work

 
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Day 2:

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/251093-hello-i-am-at-work-again

 
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Day 3:


http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/251369-im-at-work-st-patricks-day-edition

 
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Day 4:

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/254002-ask-a-guy-at-work-who-slept-2-hours-last-night-anything

 
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Day 5:

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/254212-ask-a-guy-at-work-who-slept-3-hours-last-night-anything

 
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Day 6:

Ask me anything.

 
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You seem to be very adept at maintaining a single facial expression during a variety of poses and scenes. Have you considered a future career in being Nicholas Cage?

 
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Why do you wear glasses?

 
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Originally posted by denamo:

Why do you wear glasses?

Because his eyes are far too awesome for Off Topic.

 
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Originally posted by Hallucent:
Originally posted by denamo:

Why do you wear glasses?

Because his eyes are far too awesome for Off Topic.

I’m asking about the glasses, not the shades.

 
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Originally posted by denamo:

Why do you wear glasses?

Because he needs them.

 
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How shitty is your eyesight exactly, old timer?

Also, what type of chicks do you dig?

EDIT: And can I have your jacket?

 
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Originally posted by metalguitar103:

You seem to be very adept at maintaining a single facial expression during a variety of poses and scenes. Have you considered a future career in being Nicholas Cage?

 
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Originally posted by Hallucent:
Originally posted by denamo:

Why do you wear glasses?

Because his eyes are far too awesome for Off Topic.

Originally posted by epicshowdown:
Originally posted by denamo:

Why do you wear glasses?

Because he needs them.

Hey assholes. This is ask F16. Nobody cares about your opinions.

My scrip is -2.25 for glasses and -2 for contact lenses.

 
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Do your parents know you’re gay?

 
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Give me your jacket goddamnit.

 
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Originally posted by necrobestiality:

How shitty is your eyesight exactly, old timer?

Also, what type of chicks do you dig?

EDIT: And can I have your jacket?

Bout 5’6, slamming titties, dat ass, dat smile, dat sense of humor. I love girls with glasses.
You really think I’d give you my stylish European coat made from the finest fabrics known to man? I wouldn’t even give you my piss if you were on fire. Plz go.

 
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dat

Please leave.

 
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I’m on fire, will someone please piss on me?

 
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Originally posted by Frenzy16:
Originally posted by necrobestiality:

How shitty is your eyesight exactly, old timer?

Also, what type of chicks do you dig?

EDIT: And can I have your jacket?

Bout 5’6, slamming titties, dat ass, dat smile, dat sense of humor. I love girls with glasses.
You really think I’d give you my stylish European coat made from the finest fabrics known to man? I wouldn’t even give you my piss if you were on fire. Plz go.

But I’m no where near 5’6 ;3

 
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Originally posted by Flog_Gnaw:

Do your parents know you’re gay?

Loled at wang_golf. You want my balls in your mouth, I see you now. Nohomo.

 
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Originally posted by Frenzy16:
Originally posted by Flog_Gnaw:

Do your parents know you’re gay?

Loled at wang_golf. You want my balls in your mouth, I see you now. Nohomo.

How did you know

 
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So, apparently we just post pictures to OT and then belittle everyone else to make ourselves feel better.
brb getting camera

 
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Originally posted by Trickymist98:

So, apparently we just post pictures to OT and then belittle everyone else to make ourselves feel better.
brb getting camera

I am answering srs questions and dropping knowledge. Go troll elsewhere.

 
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How much do they pay you to sit there and do nothing? I want that job.